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I wanted to share my new stuff with you guys 7 comments
yimmye · 4 weeks ago
I have that same gas mask!
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It's too late now 5 comments
yimmye · 4 weeks ago
I heard some guy’s impersonation of morgan freeman before I ever heard his real voice, so that’s my go-to morgan freeman voice, even though I know it’s wrong and I know what he actually sounds like. The brain is weird like that
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that idea tho. 12 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
No, I assumed you associate non-shaven genitals with uncleanliness, and pornstars are, for the most part, clean shaven down there. I exaggerated obviously, to make my comment seem more fun and light-hearted, as the site prompts us to “write a fun comment”.
See? That shit’s boring
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that idea tho. 12 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
*sees hair*
“Eww someone who isn’t a porn star, must be filthy and unwashed”
Sure thing buddy
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And the trees say 6 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Neo-Nazi? He was very racist against Japanese Americans in WWII, but that doesn’t make him a neonazi. If anything he was a democratic socialist (again, a racist one so yes he sucked, no doubt about that)
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French bathroom 5 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Not more than in a normal shaped urinal
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Thanks for trying 25 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
@buku you would be the guy protesting against making seatbelts mandatory back in the day too, wouldn’t you? After all, that’s also the government imposing on your own freedom of choice. What’s more, not wearing a seatbelt only harms yourself, not others, so it’s even worse than vaccines!
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
The best way, of course, is to pronounce the g like the ch in loch/ the j in spanish (χ or x in the International Phonetic Alphabet)
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Poo news 9 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Maybe if you nudge your poo it will come out
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Gift, girl, god, guard, saying gif with a soft ‘g’ is simply insane @granlobomalo
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Bad thoughts 7 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
I don’t think he could get very far at all, the man needs a stick to even stand
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Council has made a decision 34 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Also, the creator is not a linguist, English pronunciation rules favour the g in gift for a word which is almost exactly the same as gift, save for a final t
Words to live by 3 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
(Just like the real thing!)
Learn the Difference!! 10 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Not important enough apparently
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Thanks for trying 25 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
@spiderwoman I think you meant to respond to @buku in your first response, right?
Thanks for trying 25 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
You’re right, they shouldn’t, but they should be allowed to make education mandatory, and to for example allow daycare centers to reject uncaccinated children
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Thanks for trying 25 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
You’re right, there have been many studies on the dangers of vaccines. Know what those studies found? That vaccines almost never pose a threat to human beings (except if they have some very rare disease, like I think @mrscollector’s daughter has), and that they work.
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Trial and error 18 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Mate, have you ever seen bonobos
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It be like that sometimes 9 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Only sometimes tho
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Poor Guy. He tried to play it off, but there's no coming back from that 9 comments
yimmye · 5 weeks ago
Poor guy? He tried to kiss her when she was obviously not into it
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When A Random Thought Just Pops in Your Brain 11 comments
yimmye · 6 weeks ago
Hahaha thanks for the compliment, but I’m only a second year student
When A Random Thought Just Pops in Your Brain 11 comments
yimmye · 6 weeks ago
Also don’t worry about not understanding linguistics, we’re not that useful anyway ;P
When A Random Thought Just Pops in Your Brain 11 comments
yimmye · 6 weeks ago
Orthography is the way a language is written, and can differ wildly from the way a language is actually pronounced, due to historical influences and spelling generally lagging behind in language change. This is why cough for example is spelled with gh but pronounced with an f. Phonemes only apply to sloken language, and are the individual sounds that words are made of. In some languages, like Spanish and Finnish, the spelling is very regular and there’s an almost 1:1 phoneme to letter conversion (letters are always pronounced the same way). English, however, has many different spellings for the same sound (think f/ph/gh for an f-sound), and many sounds for the same spelling (think ou for an ow/oo/uh/etc sound)
When A Random Thought Just Pops in Your Brain 11 comments
yimmye · 6 weeks ago
The orthography, maybe. The language itself is made of way more phonemes than there are letters