GerardFDickpickles

gerardfdickpickles


Ahem. Yes, it is I, Gerard Francois Dickpickles. Don't question it, just let it happen...

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Anon got cheated on 45 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Randomly chiming, but if my daughter cheated, I'd be devastatingly disappointed in her, both as a human being and as the one I raised. Ultimately, I'd agree with her boyfriend's decision to dump her, although it was harsh the way he did it. Imagine what you'd do if the person you'd promised to marry and that you loved so, so much just turned around and hooked up with their old partner!
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Got everyone questioning their eyeballs 21 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Alright this shit's been fucking with me. It used to be black and blue, then I looked at another article and it was white and gold? I thought 'they must've used the picture with a filter' but when I scrolled down then back up it looked blue and black again??!!
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this is insane :O ... i can't breathe 11 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
That kid behind him's just like 'holy shit he's finished oh man'
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i never realised either 26 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Well, Harry set free a boa (Python of sorts) and Nagini had venom, so...
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When The girl I was in love with is in a happy relationship with my good friend 12 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Ahem. That is Tom Hiddleston in 'The Deep Blue Sea'.
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The blackest material on earth 34 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Ah, finally found a colour to match my soul...
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We are Sun-Eaters 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Energy-wise, I agree it's pointless, but the chemicals are important for healthy bodily functions. Actually, when I think about it, the elements are probably produced in the core of a star -we didn't get salt from our sun personally, but probably from one from ages ago. So really, not 'converted energised sun-light' -it's bits of star. Cool.
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We are Sun-Eaters 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
What about stuff like salt?
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A tiger's tongue 32 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
This makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
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More taxidermy bullshit 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
ASSQUATCH.
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Alas, poor Yorick 5 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
To glory in your victory over those insignificant beings foolish enough to pit themselves against you.
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I would always be blue 15 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Midway through the start, switch the tags around and let chaos ensue!
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Waking up be like 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
... hi ;)
Waking up be like 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
"spicy-vagina-tacos"
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If you're not an Aussie this may freak you out... 38 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
All these memories are flooding back... I think the roof of the van was black and covered in little lights made to look like stars?
If you're not an Aussie this may freak you out... 38 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
I remember the girl who controlled the puppet Harold trying to convince the children that he was real... Fun times.
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Hot cat burger 4 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Is that Maru I spy?
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all i want in life is to have a den like this. who else? PS> and obviously a charming lady 7 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Take me too. Despite the username -which may I say wasn't exactly my own choice- I am a girl.
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F*ck racism 12 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
And what's more? There's no pressure on him from society to get skinny. So yeah. Pandas rock.
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Screw you brain! 14 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Why, hello there Tom Hiddleston.
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The truth has been spoken 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Or a friendzoned girl, we don't judge.
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