GerardFDickpickles

gerardfdickpickles


Ahem. Yes, it is I, Gerard Francois Dickpickles. Don't question it, just let it happen...

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Size comparisons 22 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
I feel as though your username is an apt response to your comment.
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ooh damn 24 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Perhaps the 1st guest could've seemed more knowledgeable had they bothered to spell 'gorilla' correctly...
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Women on social media 16 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago 5 · Edited 9 years ago
3 pills 85 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
... He can wish for it.
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Owls melt in sunlight 7 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
*squelch*
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More of this guy! 31 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
My original comment, if you read carefully, means that college without any education sounds pretty useless. Not that free college is useless. Hence why I included a definition of 'tuition'. I didn't say 'tuition-fee free college'. I was highlighting the error in the post, which says 'tuition-free college'.
More of this guy! 31 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
tuition:
tjuːˈɪʃ(ə)n
noun
teaching or instruction, especially of individual pupils or small groups.
More of this guy! 31 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
I dunno man, tuition-free college sounds pretty useless...
Tortoises have the weirdest looking skeletons 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Imagine if you could unhinge the stomach without hurting the tortoise. You could store stuff inside and have a walking safe. No-one ever suspects the tortoise...
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Not easy for anyone 7 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
And what seems to be a person running to him.
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the things you find on tinder. 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Fucking swipe right
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Why?? He's right! 27 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
They're the first letter of the Greek alphabet 'cause he alpha as fuck
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Gerard what are you doing 13 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
What can I say, my mixtape is fire.
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Realizing tomorrow is Friday! 21 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
It's been Saturday for almost a whole hour now...
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Realizing tomorrow is Friday! 21 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
It's already Friday in 'straya!
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shawty had apple bottom jeans 10 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
*slave
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This corgi's butt floats in water 7 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
He got dat bubble butt
Historically Badass 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
At first I thought you were talking about 50 cent and I was so confused.
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NOPENOPENOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! 53 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Freshwater? Metre-long? Pfft lightweight. As an Australian, I'll be impressed when a snake devours a 5-metre saltwater croc.
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funny title 25 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
At this point in time I don't know where Kim Kardashian should be...
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Sheldon copper 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Nah, Sheldon Copper for sure.
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Men's and women's shampoo be like 23 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
*nom* Fancy some victory gin? *whips out questionable bottle*
Men's and women's shampoo be like 23 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Thank