GerardFDickpickles

gerardfdickpickles


Ahem. Yes, it is I, Gerard Francois Dickpickles. Don't question it, just let it happen...

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You may be offended 274 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Asexual is the term for people who don't experience sexual attraction to others. I believe that's also a thing? Just defining. *poofs away*
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Struggles of a little friend 13 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Did the last one grow biceps or
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It is 15 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Balderdash Corkandbottle
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Happy Halloween fellow funsubbers! Anyone going as internet explorer?? 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
I don't know about that...
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Happy Halloween fellow funsubbers! Anyone going as internet explorer?? 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Ha, funny you mention internet explorer, my friend went as that! ;)
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But... How and why? 12 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Ah yes, the first result when you type in 'tiny slug' onto google images.
Convincing.
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"I made these" 4 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V....
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Majestic af 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Given its excessive feathering and roundish conformation, I was gonna guess gypsy vanner, but it's really hard to tell since height can't be determined...
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I never would have thought they looked so similar 13 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Hermione impersonated Bellatrix for a reason, I see....
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The school tie dealer 3 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
He sounds like the Ollivander of ties.
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10 points for Slytherin (if ya know what I mean) 17 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
deg deg yes
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Tiger artwork 2 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Why does that arm look so human?
I'd watch that 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
SHERRINFORD!!
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I love my skin cells so much that I avoid sunlight so they can live! 18 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
However, UVA in itself isn't bad -it helps your skin synthesise vitamin D, and is what gives you a tan. It's UVB and UVC that you have to watch out for; they burn leaves, cause eye cataracts, and destroy DNA, which as you know, results in cancers.
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Satan's typewriter 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
I think Satan needs to write an essay....
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yes 29 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
ORRRR you get raped and have to take the day-after pill, which might not work, and now you're stuck with your rapist's baby? Which at an early stage can't even be defined as 'human', without a central nervous system to feel pain/comprehend? Should you have '[KEPT] YOUR LEGS SHUT!'?? Gee, it's entirely my fault I got pregnant, guess I shouldn't 'murder a child (sic) because [I] don't want it'! Guest, YOU make me sick with your inability to comprehend other possibilities where morality isn't just black and white!
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U Wot M8 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
You're welcome to join us.
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He is always like this 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
^^ this comment should have more likes. Why does this comment not have more likes?
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To all these little kids, having kids... 36 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
y'oúr'reë*************
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Who wins? 16 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Ohhh thank thank
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Who wins? 16 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
I'm so so sorry about this, but someone please explain
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Roomba-san 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Yes I too understand Japan
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We all have chains 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Alright every time I see this picture I get so fucking annoyed because this horse doesn't think it can't escape, it's just been trained to be calm and stand still when it's 'tied'. Doesn't matter what it's tied to, it'll just stay because in countless other situations, it was asked to stand still. Look at his ears; they're hanging at the side of his LOW (hint hint, calm) head; they're not pinned, he's not rearing, although his tails active -could be flies- he just looks calm. One back leg cocked, and with nothing in the vicinity, it doesn't look like he's going to kick, so he may just be resting his foot.
TL;DR -He's not 'chained'. He's not unwilling. He's just doing what he thinks the owner wants him to do, based off previous experiences/training. He's being good. So if you want to validate your 'mental chaining', get another picture.
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Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch 9 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 5 years ago
Nope. Not at all. Please enlighten us, guest. And yes, we also like it when you comment on a post that's 2 months old.