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It's a new system they are working on babe 7 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Dude guest is just rephrasing what is said in the picture
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Happened this week in Frankfurt, Germany 8 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
What the hell
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Bread is life 5 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
The subway worker just doin' his job
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The booty is mine 3 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
His username makes it even better
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Reporting live from the principal's office 22 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Was it a science teacher?
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"Accident" 23 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
i don't think the sacred symbols are meant in ths context, dear.
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Tumblr is at it again 3 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
I thought this was leading to mermaids
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What Would Yours Say? 144 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Nymphomaniac
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Periods. Girls will understand 57 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
I wish i looked like her, even with the immense pain portrayed.
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how long do i have to wait? 11 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
No, but it's the year you realize you have nothing to worry about
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Walked right into that one 5 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Why do you call your mom a dumbass?
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They finally get it 15 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Not to be rude, but you can change it.
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Just write a book already 73 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Sorry, this is doctor who, right? How does this system actually work?
It's a moray 4 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
You really do Excel at bad puns.
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So my ex was flirting with me and decided to play her a game 10 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
But you're the person who got dissed...?
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Sounds like a cool idea 8 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Then he won't be your future husband. ;)
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I got crushzoned? 12 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Yeah, she's acting ridiculous. You'll just get hurt if you further pursue her.
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Sounds like a cool idea 8 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Made my day ;)
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Long but worth the read! 13 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
*chomp* *chomp* 7 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Correction: and what is useless for the accumulation of energy or proteins is forcefully shoved out of its grave through a tube to fend for itself
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those little marshmallows 4 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
And that's how little shits come into existence.
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What happens when parents tell their kids they ate their halloween candy 8 comments
germanpickle · 5 years ago
Why i don't want kids
Part 56 of 1637484
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The morning after leg-day 9 comments
germanpickle · 6 years ago
What is this from?
It seems like a frozen thunder in a cloud 4 comments
germanpickle · 6 years ago
Thunder is a sound; I believe you mean lightning
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I'll have a white girl in no time 15 comments
germanpickle · 6 years ago
And yoga pants
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