I legitimately thought it was the mac i was on.... (i think having to use these is more of a punishment than using internet explorer)

Mine was "Nice and Slow" by Usher

also women can pick out differentiation in colors a little bit easier than men so they could see through camo while men have better sensitivity to movement (both developed early on in human development for survivability women for harvesting-gathering, men for hunting)

I remember when i was little i asked my mom to do the towel thingy to me and she did it and i was like yussssss (im a guy so i dont have the hair for it but she managed it somehow :3 )

I'm just saying neo-nazis are white supremacist wimps that could never compare to real ones (just saying only few nazis new about the stuff that hitler was doing)

This is one of those pictures i cant help to laugh at this XD

or me who will pass out with in 3 minutes and throw up too

No, but i do have fantasies all the time lol

WAIT WAIT WAIT IS HE WEARING HEELS

Someone already watches anime..... Karen

I actually prefer tall girls... i'm a semi-short guy so if you are taller than me im like date me

It said one small catch and im like lets look deeper and i though there were maggots all over ther place

6th grade me= determined, socially awkward, loser, intelligent
Me now= gives 0 fucks, really good with ladies, socially awkward with guys, nobody, still intelligent

HOLY FUCK im an aquarius and my percentage is fucking 7%

Instructions unclear: I asked Jesús to beat it with me and he said no

just saying it is fairly easy if you actually see them in the wild (assuming you know where you are)

*after a long summer

also the burning of the Great Library of Alexandria set us back like 1000 years

My manager at work said that she went to a party and they had hoverboards so i asked her did they have wheels and she said yes im like thats not a hoverboard and she said it was so i just walked away like whatever idiot

oh tumblr

Darth Recneps