This morning my sister thought some surface wipes wouldn't work on wood and my mom corrected her and I said, "to bad it doesn't work on your stupidity and she won't talk to me anymore

I have danced all types of dance since I was two so I can confirm this.

We actually have one kind of like this. It has a flavor called pms and it has large chocolate ice cream with chocolate fudge and chocolate syrup on top there is some more on it but i dont remember
what.

Satans temple

I could make horror movies with mine

No too soon, don't do that to me

Can be stronger, not is stronger so yea being set on fire is stronger than physical pain but something like death or a divorce is worse than falling and scraping your knee

Every time someone is new on Facebook my wall is filled with "like or die at 3 am" posts

My dog got his teeth removed and he looks like this

My dad never jokes like this he jokes by poking me in the face when im not paying attention

Who is this guy?

What about this name: m

Imagine if the horse had to take a shit

2 more days for me :)

Oh hell fucking no that is fucking witchcraft

Oh hey, diabetes come in chocolate explosion now!

Yup. Still want one

I love everything except claymation, freaks me out so much