Awesome cups 23 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I have one that's black with a pair of eyes but when you put warm liquids in, it turns into a squid in the ocean
Airport frustration… 7 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
My class went on a trip to china, but we couldn't afford a hotel so we lived at the airport for 2 days until we got a connecting flight
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White girls be like: 13 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I don't get how people do that. Like I can barely ask for chai tea without panicking.
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Jimmy John's hits the nail right on the head 11 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
South Africa is missing out on one of the best sandwich shops ever
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Substitute terrorist 21 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
"All my ex's live in Texas...."
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Measuring love 3 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
The grammar in the last sentence is killing me. I'm sorry. I had to say it.
This bar is full of sax and violins 11 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I agree, these music puns aren't sharp or natural, they're a bit flat.
Fifty points to Hufflepuff 19 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
You know, I was having a perfectly fine night until you brought this up. In the most elegant way possible, fuck you.
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I present you: the blue footed b**by ( yes that's it's actual name) 21 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
When I was little I was a huge nature freak and these were my favorite birds (also I didn't know what boob meant) so someone asked me what my favorite animal was and I just go "boobies" and they almost die from laughing
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When I post a gif and everyone thinks it's just an image 32 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I feel the need to be the stereotypical person who goes "the comments are gold"
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when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne 10 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
This one really cute guy who sits next to me in math always smells like flowers and it's probably the only reason why I like math class.
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Synonyms 12 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I think they are using the term "homo" as "homosexual" in this context
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A sad day for kids everywhere 27 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
He had cancer and he didn't want kids to see him bald
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The rainbow road 9 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I have fond memories of my hot wheels and Thomas the train set, but my aunt threw them away and gave me dolls ):
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Leo we understand 19 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
Okay...maybe I did just a little bit...
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But your red is like... a red, right? 29 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
YES
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How good do you look while crying? 17 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I'll give it a Benedict Cumberbatch. Actually, no, but he is really hot when he cries...
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The infomercial game 7 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
That's always how I play
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Awesome Layered Ice Cream Pops 2 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
Stop making me hungryyyyy!
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Tea 18 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I think it's that way, because some teas are made with herbs specifically to help women feel better while on their period, while the men's tea is good for...idk man stuff
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Ginger girls vs boys 8 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
I know a hot ginger guy...he's probably the only one though XD
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let the feels flow 16 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
STOOOOPPP
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Every now and then, we need a little Rob 7 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
It's Improveverywhere!!!!!
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Nice revenge 16 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
Technically, I don't think it is illegal as long as you can still tell that it's real
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We Gon' Find You 31 comments
glorifiedtoaster · 8 years ago
SEVEN MORE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHS!
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