I have one that's black with a pair of eyes but when you put warm liquids in, it turns into a squid in the ocean

My class went on a trip to china, but we couldn't afford a hotel so we lived at the airport for 2 days until we got a connecting flight

I don't get how people do that. Like I can barely ask for chai tea without panicking.

"All my ex's live in Texas...."

The grammar in the last sentence is killing me. I'm sorry. I had to say it.

When I was little I was a huge nature freak and these were my favorite birds (also I didn't know what boob meant) so someone asked me what my favorite animal was and I just go "boobies" and they almost die from laughing

I feel the need to be the stereotypical person who goes "the comments are gold"

This one really cute guy who sits next to me in math always smells like flowers and it's probably the only reason why I like math class.

I have fond memories of my hot wheels and Thomas the train set, but my aunt threw them away and gave me dolls ):

I'll give it a Benedict Cumberbatch. Actually, no, but he is really hot when he cries...

Stop making me hungryyyyy!

I think it's that way, because some teas are made with herbs specifically to help women feel better while on their period, while the men's tea is good for...idk man stuff

I know a hot ginger guy...he's probably the only one though XD

STOOOOPPP

It's Improveverywhere!!!!!

SEVEN MORE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHS!