gloriouslypurposed

gloriouslypurposed


Be careful what you wish for because it probably won't come true and life is all about expectation management.

— gloriouslypurposed Report User
Dafuq did I just read 37 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
looking at them I guess their parents were siblings too
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You're So Wrong, Cereal Guy 9 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
your mirror
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cuteness overload 29 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
me too :(
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And Make The Aliens Pay For It 8 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
The last time I saw such a vacant expression Bush junior was "president".
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Make this into a movie 8 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Trying to defend HIS honor? Why, did the dishwasher try to get in his pants, too?
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Hell yes ! 2 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
I'd take that exploding volcano right about now.
Message to Deadpool, read this 8 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Yes, Marvel bought Spidey back, that's why Deadpool can't mention him, because Fox holds the Deadpool rights. So, Fox/Deadpool and Marvel/Spiderman
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Paramedics in 2016 be like 14 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
I agree with the first guest.
You're Fired 10 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard and of course it had to come from the dumbest piece of garbage on this site
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Right of freedom and so 15 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
If you escape, you earned it.
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Shots fired 11 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
niiiiiiiiiice
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'MERICA 19 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
in the name of a part of the rest of the world: screw you
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In need of a couch set? 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
It still looks really uncomfortable.
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Flawless landing 12 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
The leg at the end makes her an instant comedy goddess.
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Genius Authors at Work 9 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Where is the rest? The list was way longer and the best part came near the end.
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Best linguistics joke I could find 3 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Sarcasm
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Let that sink in 22 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Yes, that's why babies don't need any liquids, cause they're not addicted yet. Sounds legit. Very sciency. Much truth.
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Favorite rage comic of all time 15 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Guys, wtf is in your cough sirup?
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I want this book 8 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
found the idiot
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I'd go to this school 13 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
Ant Man for technology instead of Tony?
We found the Ring 13 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
stop making me like you :(
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The smartest boy alive 24 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
I'm not american and not used having to add that, since that's a given here. I actually meant I hope HE does something with his potential.
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The smartest boy alive 24 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
good for him, I hope he does something with his potential
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I feel this so hard. @My b*tchier sisters 9 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
yeah, two colleagues of mine, gd I hate their fucking faces so much
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