And Make The Aliens Pay For It

He won't last in office

Haha, this shit is the funniest I've seen so far. "Mofo aliens, they took our jobs"

"I trust that the underground lizard people have also filled you in on their situation?"
Trump, in his head: Fuck, I gotta build an underground wall too. A floor.

"we're gonna make the martians pay for it!"

The last time I saw such a vacant expression Bush junior was "president".

Nobody show him the movie "Spaceballs".