gloriouslypurposed

gloriouslypurposed


Be careful what you wish for because it probably won't come true and life is all about expectation management.

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Don't be sad 8 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
"shut up, batman"
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"Can you clean and cook tho" 32 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
"if that's really what she wants to do."
yeah, I think so about men. I mean, you don't need to work, you know, but it's cute you're trying, so if you really want to, I mean, if you don't have anything better to do, then, yeah, go ahead. but don't break a nail, ok? stay pretty for your wife, you adorable little duckling.
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Life lesson from Mom 4 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
ugh, excuse me while I vomit my heart out
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"we only care when it affects us" 24 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
*sigh* I'm here, I'm german, proved you wrong, there you go. I think I know what guest meant, but I'm not going to invest my time and translate because you don't seem like you're interested in a real discussion.
@guest: auch wenn ich dir zustimme, verstehe ich ehrlich gesagt auch nicht, warum du in deutsch geschrieben hast. selbst die, die es verstehen posten auf englisch
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Eat that shirt 3 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
is that john barrowman?
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Hiding from spoilers 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
that too
Hiding from spoilers 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
The well know triology in five parts
Conjugation 6 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
"der hunden" doesn't exist. der hunde, would be correct, as in "Die Anzahl der Hunde war beeindruckend." = "The number of dogs was impressive."
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What's the fear? lol 37 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
actually I believe them. assholes are often happy in their small stupid minds
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Destroyer the dog 7 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
him, 20 min later: worth every penny
Two sides to every story 10 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
flowerkiller: I didn't say she told the truth. I merely said that after what we know about the situation, any of them could have lied, him as well as her.
Achievement to be proud of 7 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
are there names that are not made up?
Clean up your act 4 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
LANGUAGE!
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Two sides to every story 10 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
how do you know? because he said she lied?
Loki's shenanigans 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
I love Loki, he' such a little shit
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His name is Thanos and he is a baby dik-dik at the Chester Zoo 11 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 6 years ago
is he gonna take over the universe? because i'm ok with that
an*l? 25 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
it really doesn't. where did you get that idiot impression from?
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We have a word for everything 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
kaputtreparieren works as well
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This brave man 6 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
"UR gonna be my fault"
Fav line
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Aww b*tch 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
*bliss
Not everything is an opportunity to get your d*ck wet 2 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
also she didn't want to hook up, just wanted to know how to get her damn netflix working
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Balance? Don't think so 5 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
*not
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Real life doppelganger 18 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 7 years ago
there is something seriously wrong with you
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Something they didn't teach you in class 8 comments
gloriouslypurposed · 8 years ago
might be a bit early to say he's worse, come on
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