*faith in humanity comes back to life just so it can die again*

Two

but ogres are onions

Like an onion?

Make that five

Anyone who doesn't like this

But then he killed the guy who killed the guy that killed Hitler. Gotta think positive

Fucking beat me to it

aaand didn't read the title

I believe this would be an older story

you could say that's kinda like Snape

I hope you two enjoy your time together!

James Potter

Dropping the soap and then bending to pick it up leaves you open to anal rape when in a shower

Free potato?! Count me in

out of sinnoh, i actually prefer Pearl, something is more appealing towards me about the separation of Diamond and Pear

i believe it is the matrix

took the words right from my mouth

Yup

At least everyone knows the forever alone meme guy