This has never been more accurate

Well that's not nice :( *goes cries like an ugly hamburger*

Damn why books gotta set such unrealistic expectationsfor men

I am proud to be a hamburger, ugly or not!

Even this post has a lot of layers

How I see girls.

Well then

JACE WAYLAND

Then you get hit with reality by this
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5721743_700b.jpg

Yeah, just like the women.

I don't care. I'd eat them all -mysteryuhweesnaw

well I'm a vegetarian if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Stop the hate. Stop the discrimination. All burgers are beautiful.

if you want to explain something to me use food. it works.

Long story short, too many guys will make you fat..

This makes sense because when your drunk the third burger tastes like the first one.

Ouch

You'd still end up eating it though..

I don't get this. The regular cheeseburger is the best product of McDonalds.
So what I read from that pic - in books all the guys last long and can "fill you up" more than enough. In movies they last a decent time and can almost fill you up, but they're a lot more comfortable to handle. In real life the guys don't last very long and don't really fill you, but by god, it is the best thing you've ever had.