ethanjackson8

ethanjackson8


I play soccer and sometimes make people laugh

— ethanjackson8 Report User
Just Subway Things 11 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Don't worry I once went to subway and they went "what kind of cheese do you want' and I said 'Ethan' and they were like 'excuse me' and I kept saying my name for like the next five minutes and then the lady in line behind me finally told me what she really asked me. yeah.
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He knows! 28 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
IMGURRRR
This has never been more accurate 30 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Stop the hate. Stop the discrimination. All burgers are beautiful.
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Calling all sl*ts 16 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
I feel like FS needs more Bo Burnham
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Friendship is magic 18 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Dude same here. Best shit ever.
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Even McDonald's isn't sure what's in a fish fillet 17 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Said no one ever.
What county 14 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Penis
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You know who you are 7 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Well doesn't everybody?
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The cruyff turn 10 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Literally one of the only moves I use in games, it helps and works so much! I have Johan Cruyff to thank.
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Frozen on DVD 34 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
graciás guys <|:{)
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Person of the year 48 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Women can't be pope for the same reason they can't be a priest or deacon. In order to become a pope, you have to have been a priest, bishop, or cardinal, which also answers your other question...women can't be cardinals...but they can be sisters or nuns!
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Camouflage level cake 26 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
The Starving Games! It's Kantmiss Evershot and Peter Malarkey!
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Tumblr always makes me happy 5 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
I love lamp...
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Wake the f*ck up people 10 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
illuminati everywhere.
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One of the best pictures of the Internet. 17 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
It's a math website. Look it up on your school computer.
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Old Spice 8 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
I would rather go to the thrift shop and look around. 9 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
So I'm not the only here on FS with social anxiety?
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Best. Film. EVER. 38 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
This literally was all I ever watched, I memorized the songs and everything.
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Can't really argue with this o-o 7 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Shots fired.
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What is this?! Tents for ants? 9 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
When I was little, I always thought that those were tents for little chihuahuas.
Frodo-synthesis, let's get into this 76 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Does this mean me and my girlfriend are going to kill me? :/
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Clever advertising 10 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
I don't think anyone would wash their ass with it anyways. :/
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Today I received a blue star! (12/24/13) 19 comments
ethanjackson8 · 7 years ago
Oh alright thanks!