Golden_Pig

golden_pig


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Reasons people give up 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Actually those are snakes.
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Some fun Nemo facts 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
#9
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just a f*cking taxi.
*boing boing boing*.. 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
*unzips suit*
Bunny: I have infiltrated Seaworld. What are my next orders? Over.
Geode ring box. I'll marry whoever gets me this, holy shit it's beautiful 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It'll cost you less than a freaking diamond on a gold-plated ring.
Cmon sarah 5 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
It's funny how he just completely loses his accent in the last sentence like 'Sarah I swear to god I'm tired of your shit.'
An AI wrote a new version of Saw 13 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Please do the full script, I need this in my life.
Woman in field 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
a fun comment...
Everyone is brave with a weapon 22 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
<LATE COMMENT>
okay, but... why is the guy so short on the first picture? Does he not have anything below his knees?
The day it all went wrong 20 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
You ever seen Boyfriend of the Dead, or Warm Bodies? harmo0 is right.
I don't even watch the Olympics :3 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
<LATE COMMENT>
Wait... ISN'T AMERICA'S FLAG TRICOLORED!?
Just admit it 14 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
<I KNOW THIS IS A GUEST AND I KNOW THIS IS A LATE COMMENT BUT I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THINGS UP FOR THE 3 PEOPLE WHO SEE THIS COMMENT>
Actually, a surgeonfish is the general family name of the type of fish, the regal blue tang being the most popular, thus the Regal Blue coming to mind first. In case those 3 people forgot, (Domain) Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Guy (seriously though, its Genus) Species is the order of classification. (surgeonfish is the Family, Regal Blue Tang is Species).
Hopefully that cleared up confusion!
Source: I'm a marine biologist
Now this is a climbing wall 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
nope nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!!!!!!
This road 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Mom: We're taking a shortcut!
Me: Mom, this isn't a sho-
Mom: *starts blasting Deja Vu on radio*
Every day at the same time, she waits for him. He comes and they go for a walk 6 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
<LATE COMMENT>
Well... you ever read 'Where the Red Fern Grows'?
D;
The Love Game 2 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
You have to be terrible at tetris to get in this situation. Also a 4x1 block would break 2 layers of the heart.
Endangered Tree Kangaroo with baby in pouch 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Nvm that was a carrot and I'm a fucking moron.
Endangered Tree Kangaroo with baby in pouch 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Is it... Is it eating a sweet potato french fry?
School administration just experienced this. 3 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I HOPE THEY'RE WEARING SHIRTS.
Horse lungs 11 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Please, pleasepleasepleeeeease tell me you were joking...
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Pringles wheel 4 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Look at the shadows, it's photoshopped. Also the two chips on the sides would be physically impossible to balance. 'Twas a good shop, though.
Bad Dad 6 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's you, he's sleeping you perverted walnut.
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This is inside my body right now 7 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
Did you survive that xenomorph birthing?
Faith in humanity lost again 17 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
I think it's because the average human doesn't have 3 hands...
Still waiting for that plot twist . . . 10 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
2017: Finally, a plot twist on the news! Lets see, 'Donald Trump wins elect'- oh god, how is this going to turn out?
2018: We're fucked.
She should be in Game of Thrones 8 comments
golden_pig · 6 years ago
When someone talks shit about your GF.