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True that. 15 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

too soon... ;(

Fluffy a**holes 20 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

That's not how (This) works...

Fluffy a**holes 20 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Are you okay Australia? 18 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

'I found the snipe Mr. Fredrickson!'

Fluffy a**holes 20 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

My friend asked me to demonstrate the power of my hair dryer 18 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY I JUST EXPECTED THE LINK TO SAY 'NO'

Fluffy a**holes 20 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Her

Oh my god it's spinning! Why is it spinning?! 4 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

YOU COULD'VE MADE IT A PERFECT LOOP IF YOU CUT AT THE RIGHT TIME BUT NOOOOOOO!

Mine is HyVee 11 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Trader Joe's is the best! (IMO)

Hello isis 10 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

And now it's an Aggretsuko notebook.

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A hedgehog in a hat 4 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

INFINITE LOOP!

I can't be the only one 9 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

What, is it another game notifica- oh, it was just the sniper pointed at me.

I'd be a millionaire 21 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

If you count last names, I could quit my part-time job.

Stop Clickbait is back 8 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Essentially, it means that they lose all will to do their job, and in some extreme situations, the will to do certain daily tasks or functions.

Makes sense to me 18 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Oh crap, what happened?

Relatable 10 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

SIR. YOU DON'T FEED YOUR DOGS AT SUBWAY.

How long do snails sleep? 22 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Actually it's just '3'.

A double spiral bridge 3 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

*Deja Vu intensifies*

Day 593 of your daily dose of cute: Besties! 14 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Dolphin: HEEEEUUNK!! *taps seal nose with nose*
Seal: Jeffrey please act normal for once...
Jeffrey:
Jeffrey: HEEEEUUNK!!
Seal: God damnit Jeffrey...

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A newbie vampire 8 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Me if I was a vampire...

The thing about sloths 4 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

Their metabolism is so slow they can starve to death after finishing a meal

Revive activate 9 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

...fair point.

29-foot anaconda skeleton 2 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

I want to drop it down an escalator and see what happens.

d*ck from 3rd rock is cool af 6 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

You've heard of things called opinions, right?

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A photographer was preparing to shoot the lunar eclipse when a plane came by 10 comments

golden_pig · 6 years ago

DAMMIT PICCOLO!