Are you okay Australia?

Are the instructions,
1. Shit self, 2. Die?

3. Cry about all the life decisions that led up to that point

What part of Queensland

Usually it's about not running away and keeping eye contact.

i've seen a few in the wild, people are warned not to feed them as they very quickly become reliant on it and hunt people down for food, they are quite terrorising when hungry

Someone needs to give them a Snickers