GonzerWithAnS

gonzerwithans


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Its cheap and its easy 8 comments
gonzerwithans · 1 year ago
Those are gardettos you uncultured swine. I would recognize the rye chip anywhere
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Husky spiffy Porcupine 6 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
Y’all ever think it was mayhaps... a joke?
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How Come You're So Fat? 4 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
More like despicable me, too
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Yup, sounds about right 2 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
And guess what? I’m saving this one, too, and probably won’t use it either.
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We're in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018 5 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
Students at the school I teach at tried doing this. Everyone was getting 100% on the homework, but massively failing the tests because they didn’t know how to do the work because they hadn’t done the practice themselves.
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Showering during winter 4 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
My wife ghost wrote this
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I am bad aatt thiss 4 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
You went to all that trouble, and you still got the commas wrong.
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Smoking is good for the environment 3 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
And actually all the things about cigarettes that are toxic to humans are also toxic to the environment, e.g. carbon monoxide
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This will probably be me in a few years 3 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
I am a teacher and can confirm this happens
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Shots fired 6 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
Not necessarily a badass quote, but my favorite military quote comes from a union general during the American civil war: as his soldiers were lining up, the confederates were shooting at them. He said, “don’t worry, boys, the rebels couldn’t hit at an elephant at this dist-“ he didn’t get to finish his sentence because he was shot in the head by a confederate.
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Proofreading 2 comments
gonzerwithans · 2 years ago
Wel, they aren’t wrong. There ARE five bananas on that page.
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How many days have you gone? 7 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
I mean, that IS what good pussy sounds like
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Well, now you now the truth 8 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
Bitch, me too. They ain’t special
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How dangerous stunts were shot by Charlie Chaplin 5 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
And then there’s Buster Keaton who actually let the side of a house fall around him and actually jumped on a moving train. No camera tricks
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chich 19 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
I’m bisexual and I’d choose chicken tenders every time
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You cannot argue with Facebook 3 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
Hi there, English teacher here. I teach on logical fallacies and such. It seems like you’re a little confused on what constitutes the “argument from authority” fallacy. If I say that I have an English degree, that makes me an authority in some things (grammar, logic, literature, etc.) but not in other things (math, science, music theory, etc.) and thus I can help with things in those categories I am an expert in, and my advice would be helpful, sound, and authoritative. However, if I try to offer advice on some other field just based on the fact that I have a college degree, I would be committing the “argument from authority” fallacy.
So someone who has a doctorate in electrical engineering is someone who I assume would be an authority in non-ionizing electromagnetic waves.
It would be a fallacy if the expert in this example has a PhD in, say, microbiology. Hope this helps!
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Vsaucy 6 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
Thanks! I always assumed 3D equated to prism-ness. But then again, I majored in English lol
Vsaucy 6 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
It’s 3-dimensional, thus prismatic
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Vsaucy 6 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
I see a lot of vsauce’s tweets being shopped to make them funnier or more nonsensical, but I can verify that this is an unaltered tweet in all of its nonsensical-ness
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When she knows me 1 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
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Then I'm a son of nothing 15 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
Bill gates came from a very wealthy family and it has a lot to do with how he became so phenomenally successful
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Hmm 9 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
I’m defense of all English teachers (I am an English teacher): there is no book that is considered worthwhile literature that does not contain symbolism to at least some extent. I’m not saying that there aren’t books that don’t contain symbolism, but I am saying, you won’t be taught any of these in any literature class.
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Hmm 9 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
I mean, to be fair, like half of all dr. Seuss books are about WWII
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Ooooo this is smart! I wish I had the internet to help with my papers back in the day! 7 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
A 0% match would be even worse because then that would ostensibly mean you didn’t quote anything (which you almost always need to for a college paper)
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A fact 3 comments
gonzerwithans · 3 years ago
But the “adam” guy and the “don’t say I look like chicken little” guy is the same guy
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