(MEN)Also, if you have leg hair, put conditioner on them so they become fabulous and you don't look like a bear.

Why does The Big Bang theory say common stuff masked in fancy words?

If you have unlimited texting, text strangers!

Dubstep: WUB,WUB,WOB,WOB,WOOOOOB,DROP THE BASE!, WUUUUUUB...... And so on.

Its an Asus Zenbook, are you stupid people? Its obvious (sarcasm)

You spun the timey-whimey-thingy a little too much Harry.

I love Guy's mask! It just looks so badass.

Why can't Pixar make an animated R movie?

Excellent weapon!

Lucky I'm bilingual!

He just got bored of his $$$ and found a way to spend 'em; yet nobody realizes that he is an atheist and while it may be offending for some people, it shows us that people can be good no matter their religion.

We had to carry phones around, not have them implanted.

That is why we Hispanics have trouble learning English.

They could have used the match one in the movie Fifth Element.

Or when the book has a sequel you didn't know about and you can't sleep just thinking about it.

Kid's first time on LSD.

Presenting the "revolutionary" iBanana!

Natural selection at its best.

Microsoft once came to my school when I was in 7th grade and the only thing they taught us was what outputs and what inputs are in the computer.

And tissues, tissues are important too!

Why is there a Moai on Australia?

Those guitars are quite....acoustic

Excellent but in my country we would need an industrial printer