Gorep1xel

gorep1xel


A common latino peasant lurking in the depths of the internet.

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Beautiful 5 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
This will be my new tablet bootanimation NOW!
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Virtual hitman 4 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
What if the son was an ultra-pro player?
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Salary idea from Jon Stewart 17 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
"Here's your monthly pay sir" ONLY 20 GRAMS?, AND A UNICORN'S HORN?! I HEARD THAT BILLY GETS 50 GRAMS AND 2 UNICORN HORNS!!!
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Salary idea from Jon Stewart 17 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
It could aslo devalue the dollar.
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It just looks weird sometimes 18 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
That is what happens when they use too much CGI
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I did not know this 26 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
I was gonna comment that too! So its true then.
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Long hair guinea pig 2 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
SO FAB!
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When someone won't give back a book I let them barrow 11 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
Or when they return it wayyy more damaged
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Sleep over port 7 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
Thats a fire waiting to happen
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In latinamerica, he had an spanish accent, and my tummy hurt from laughing 13 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
In latinamerica he had a very Spanish accent, in Spain he had a "gallego"/gypsy accent.
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Do not even try to deny it 14 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
In WWI they pulled out halfway (hehehe), and in WWII they accomplished something just by sending semi-infinite amounts of poorly-trained young people to death (just like the USA and Japan in the Pacific campaign), leaving themselves with a lack of young people at the end of the war.
Do not even try to deny it 14 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
"the hitler"? Do you mean the bolsheviks?
As a Brazilian who bet on Germany to beat us 7 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
That's genius... and sad
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No chance to react 10 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
Well, if all of the games were like this I would watch the sport more often
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Pranking the wrong guy 7 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
You didn't have to become Jaden Smith to comment.
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Building the Golden Great Bridge 7 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
They've got 3x the population so that means 3x the engineers, why can't they do something original?
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German ghosts… 12 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
Willkommen zu Funsubstance!
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The true meaning of Mario's hat 8 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
My life was forever changed...
Pure diamond ring 9 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
Wow thanks guest!
Pure diamond ring 9 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
How many mortgages do I have to get to buy that?
Saharan dust being blown across the Atlantic 4 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
That goddamn dust has been causing droughts and allergies here
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He's a tomato among potatoes 9 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
Of course they are succesful, with all their Nigerian Princes in Lago's cybercafes.
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Another dimension 9 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
I like getting hayfever dreams its awesome, apart from the fever thing.
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Give me back my keys! 8 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
And thats how you create a paradox.
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These two 8 comments
gorep1xel · 8 years ago
El Camino hacia el Dorado, an animated film from the 00's that stars two spanish men who find their way to the mythical city of "El Dorado", Tulio and Miguel's ocurrences are very funny you should see it.
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