This is why I invest in floss

And antidepressants, and antibiotics, and... basically every medication. There's a reason why it's recommended if you poison yourself, because it takes EVERYTHING out. Don't consume it for fun.

Call me a North American river otter then, because neither do I.

Apparently Japan was planning on spreading THE BUBONIC PLAGUE in california and were only stopped because of the nukes

He looks photoshopped in

ha

Hexagons are the most efficient shape, which is why it's so common in nature. From insect eyes, to bee hives, to snowflakes, it's hexagons all the way down.

The Ever Given got stuck in March. Why are you posting about the anniversary in July?

I like that this image resonated with the user so much they made it their profile pic

"Mike" is short for "Micycle"

Violence isn't a solution; it's a question, and the answer is yes.

Just waiting for a good samaritan with an angle grinder

I'm sure being born to a completely different woman was fairly easy for your adopted mother

double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

I know the Soldier/Demo friendship is a big point in canon, but I feel like this would've worked better with Engie

This is almost 2 weeks late, though. Absolutely Nothing happened on June 4th.