I believe it's called Houshi (or Hoshi) Ryokan. It's located in the Ishikawa Prefecture in Japan.

I'm pretty sure it would not work as a business if they just made whatever they want. I'm assuming the "We Design Everything" option starts with the customer telling them what they want, and then the company doing everything from there. Whereas the "We Design, You Advise" option lets the customer have input during the design process as well.

It's a common type of joke. Very, very few people are actually like this. And most of the time, when they are, it's due to mental illness and it usually no fault of their own.

Tom Cruise is my grandmother. How dare you!

I assume one of the band members is driving

That doesn't change the fact that it was made from bicycle chains.

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's likely for people who refined the craft, but it's still really cool and not something I've ever thought about. I'm imagining a minor supervillain who copies keys from memory and uses them to rob stores and banks. Or even an anti-hero or superhero vigilante who does the same to break into places that are corrupt or suspected of criminal activity. The Keymaster.

It's a meat pie; probably a chicken pot pie. The sides are still a bit weird though. I wouldn't pair a meat pie with french fries.

I believe the intention, simplistically speaking, is "Be kind and compassionate, but don't be a pushover."