I think I heard about that. Super wholesome.

It's actually 100 years. 9125/0.25= 36500 days at a quarter per day. That's 100 years. I am curious as to how you got that number.

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You fool. They'd just be incorporated into the tape. You would only make it stronger.

Those powers include Horse Levitation, Horse Pyrokinesis, and THE SCUNGE.

Yeah. It's not about what the journalist wants to write about, it's about what will sell. And dumbass celebrity shit sells well because of celebrity worship and stupid people.

I apologize. Suffice to say that I... grossly misread your message.

Thor from Avengers: Endgame

Twix marketing plays up the joke that the left bar and right bar are vastly different (one advertisement shows them supposedly being made in separate factories) when in reality they're exactly the same. This tweet posits the scenario of a study being done to see if people can guess which bar they are given, even though, again, there's zero difference. Essentially, it's a 50/50 shot. Getting it correct over 300 times is technically plausible because of probability, but practically speaking, it's impossible.
tl;dr the joke is about someone correctly guessing which half of a chocolate bar they're given, when both halves are identical.

"Spic" is a racial slur, and Funsubstance titles filter curse words and slurs. It's why the title "Look at this butterfly I found" comes out as "Look at this ****erfly I found".

No!