"Mike" is short for "Micycle"

Violence isn't a solution; it's a question, and the answer is yes.

Just waiting for a good samaritan with an angle grinder

I'm sure being born to a completely different woman was fairly easy for your adopted mother

double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

I know the Soldier/Demo friendship is a big point in canon, but I feel like this would've worked better with Engie

This is almost 2 weeks late, though. Absolutely Nothing happened on June 4th.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

I don't know why, but I really hate this dude's face (both this image and the real person)

Oh man, I have that garbage truck spaceship set. It's super cool. A real shame.

"Hmm... Bjorn, Bernadette, Joan, you're all within 30 feet of Hazel, right? Okay, good. All of you make 83 dexterity saving throws."

Personally, I would be thrilled to only be that fat. I am way bigger than that.

Resist blandification. Down with minimalism.

This woman married Acererak.

Since that was the original premise of the Josh Fight, I have to wonder if at least one of them actually changed their name afterward.

In case anybody's worried about someone just flying a nazi flag in their apartment, the top left window is edited. It's an empty window in the original image.

The Flash, for me.

Why? The world would be less fun.

I don't know what actually happened, but I know that if I was on this show and I was already gonna win, and I saw a question like that, I would use the audience lifeline just to see how many people choose the other answers, just cause it would be funny. Maybe he did that.
There's also the possibility that either the questions or the lifeline graphic are edited in, which is far more likely.