I apologize. Suffice to say that I... grossly misread your message.

Thor from Avengers: Endgame

Twix marketing plays up the joke that the left bar and right bar are vastly different (one advertisement shows them supposedly being made in separate factories) when in reality they're exactly the same. This tweet posits the scenario of a study being done to see if people can guess which bar they are given, even though, again, there's zero difference. Essentially, it's a 50/50 shot. Getting it correct over 300 times is technically plausible because of probability, but practically speaking, it's impossible.
tl;dr the joke is about someone correctly guessing which half of a chocolate bar they're given, when both halves are identical.

"Spic" is a racial slur, and Funsubstance titles filter curse words and slurs. It's why the title "Look at this butterfly I found" comes out as "Look at this ****erfly I found".

No!

I don't know who he is but I'd bet he's playing Subnautica.

Could be tuna. Or it could be the rest of the sandwich the cat's was cut from.

Yeah, but you need the other one to actually get the stealth advantage. You can't attune to one boot.

I believe it's called Houshi (or Hoshi) Ryokan. It's located in the Ishikawa Prefecture in Japan.

I'm pretty sure it would not work as a business if they just made whatever they want. I'm assuming the "We Design Everything" option starts with the customer telling them what they want, and then the company doing everything from there. Whereas the "We Design, You Advise" option lets the customer have input during the design process as well.

It's a common type of joke. Very, very few people are actually like this. And most of the time, when they are, it's due to mental illness and it usually no fault of their own.

Tom Cruise is my grandmother. How dare you!