F*ck the exam 6 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
Did no one notice him doing it during the test?
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Murder someone without getting caught 31 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
This kind of scared me, but it got my heart racing. I've heard a quote that says, "If it makes your heart race, do it".
UPDATE: it actually says, " If it makes your heart race, then you should probably do it."
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UPDATE: it actually says, " If it makes your heart race, then you should probably do it."
So a savior walks into a bar 5 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
Guest, your punctuation (or lack thereof) makes it rather difficult for me to make sense of your comment.
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Parents 11 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
My mom doesn't want me to communicate with the outside world. No phone, no computer, no iPad, no nothing. She says that there are dangerous people that will track me down and murder me.
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Dammit baby, tell me! 5 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
Wikipedia: he was apparently revealing details of classified United States government surveillance programs.
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Accurate face 25 comments
Explain why you don't have a girlfriend 12 comments
Dreams = Parallel Universe 40 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
I was once shot eight times in the back (in a dream). But it was like a videogame game where you had another chance. So my objective was to somehow not get shot.
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A new park has opend in ny hometown 4 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
I went to a "park" in third grade for a field trip. The "park" was a plot of sawdust.
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Nipple Vacuuming 9 comments
Shit women say 11 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
I also hate boys like that. The ones who think that girls can't be good at anything except cooking and arguments.
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It's just so f*cking cute! 17 comments
grammarnazi
· 11 years ago
My dogs are pretty cute, but they shed like crazy and make the whole car smell horrible.
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