granlobomalo

granlobomalo

"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
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I finally saw camo shorts on point 3 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
Thoughts and prayers.
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As long as you're offering 3 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
Looks like my cheating ex after the bar on a Saturday night.
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No, you 3 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
‘Son, there is a child on your bed who will walk with a limp for the rest of his life for pulling that prank.’
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Winner of the National Geographic's 2014 photo contest 7 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
Jazz hands!
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Revenge 14 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
Upper right quadrant of the Vicky Mendoza Hot-Crazy Diagonal.
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One of the largest statues in the world, located in Bali, looks omegabadass 2 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
That is not a statue. That is a final boss.
Things cities do 31 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
Ah, America’s wonderful love affair with its homeless. ‘We don’t want to have to look at you on our city streets, but we also don’t want to pay for the mental health, substance abuse, and streets-to-sheets programs to actually help you not be homeless.’ Portland paid for one way tickets to other cities for their homeless (as long as they could prove they had a family member there) as recently as 2016. New York used to do it too 9-10 years ago. I’d love to joke about ‘they should invent a relative in Honolulu’ but, yeah, this is a real problem for any city dwellers who have to step over people to go out the front door every day.
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Single celled organism sugar cookies 5 comments
granlobomalo · 6 years ago
I know I’m wrong but I feel like if I eat one, I’ll get dysentery.
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