
granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
— granlobomalo Report User
I finally saw camo shorts on point 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Thoughts and prayers.
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As long as you're offering 3 comments
No, you 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
‘Son, there is a child on your bed who will walk with a limp for the rest of his life for pulling that prank.’
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Revenge 14 comments
Things cities do 31 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Ah, America’s wonderful love affair with its homeless. ‘We don’t want to have to look at you on our city streets, but we also don’t want to pay for the mental health, substance abuse, and streets-to-sheets programs to actually help you not be homeless.’ Portland paid for one way tickets to other cities for their homeless (as long as they could prove they had a family member there) as recently as 2016. New York used to do it too 9-10 years ago. I’d love to joke about ‘they should invent a relative in Honolulu’ but, yeah, this is a real problem for any city dwellers who have to step over people to go out the front door every day.
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Edited 6 years ago
Single celled organism sugar cookies 5 comments