Would this work for the dogs? In my head, they’d have dozens of random strangers constantly petting them, might get attached to that really sweet student but then never see them again, and have varying degrees of quality of attention throughout the day. Plus, they’d have no stable mom or dad. Anyone an expert who can answer this?

My Appalachian cousins. We don’t talk about them.

Oh my lord. This was eye opening. Every teenage girl needs to watch this video.

That cat is aderpable.

Look at it this way - no pun intended - you could’ve been born with bad eyesight thousands of years ago into a hunter-gatherer society that left you to be devoured by wild animals because your poor vision made you ineffectual at gathering resources and a burden on the tribe. Jokes aside, I’m sure you look great in glasses. And laser eye surgery is a snap nowadays. Hang in there!

#5) Knobula
#4) Dude Looks Like A Lady Deathstrike
#3) The Entrantress
#2) Crossdressandra Nova
#1) Mystake

If Playstation made playing cards.

Disclaimer: NSFW. ‘The roots of the term "blow job" begin [...] in the 17th century, to be exact, when to "blow" meant to bring someone to orgasm. In the same time period, a "blowsy" meant a down-on-her-luck woman [...] The term "blow" wasn't applied specifically to fellatio, however, until 1930, when we saw the first recorded usage of it in a pulp novel called Nell Kimball: Her Life as an American Madam. It also featured into a popular underground poem that circulated in 1948 called "The Platonic Blow," [...] and which is about exactly what it sounds like. [...] The first recorded usage of "blow job" was in a Tijuana Bible — a type of comic book that depicted popular cultural figures engaged in explicit sexual acts — printed in 1948, which featured one McCarthy-era male politician telling another, "You give such good blow jobs." And with that, we never looked back, America!’ (Bustle.com, Why Is It Called A 'Blow Job' When There Isn't Any Blowing?, Feb 2015)

Agreed. These are all inmate volunteers, whether juvenile or adult. No one is ‘making’ teenage prisoners fight the fires. Yes, the pay for the inmates is only around $2/day, which is ethically debatable. But I don’t think anybody’s being forced to fight these fires. In fact, they need all the help they can get.

100% would pick him up. I suspect an adventure, a free ring, and a ride on a Great Eagle would shortly commence.

One said sex slips into the way that you think. The other has sex by slipping something into your drink.

No way you can convince me that’s not the bargain bin at HMV Records in 1992.

Won’t lie, getting acknowledged by a random stranger’s baby feels almost as good to me as getting a response from a dog who doesn’t like people in the meme from half a day back.

I saw this in the middle of the .gif and thought it was some elaborate new rendition of ‘legs or hot dogs.’

So, I hate to say it, but am I the only person who’s mildly disturbed by these ‘and then he held the door open for me and bought me a Krispy Kreme and little does he know I picked out my wedding dress’ memes. I mean, they’re funny and all. And I know it’s the little things that can make you fall in love with someone. But a $10 cab ride and MAYBE a 12-piece McNuggets seems a little too little to be shopping for rings, drunk or not. I kinda wanna be like don’t forget to pick up your standards when you’re picking out the flowers for your wedding. No issues with the memes. But the people in them sometimes make me a little concerned...

Check out the story ‘Seven’ on Reddit (r/shortscarystories). This meme would be the artwork for that story.

Just trying to start a holy war, aren’t you?

Why does he look like a chunky, bewildered Edna Mode from The Incredibles?