granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
Have a nice day 13 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
If FunSubstance went Smooth Tumblr for a few memes, I don’t think I’d mind. *squees internally*
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Astonishing gay madly Sparrow 2 comments
Can't handle me 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
What they really mean is ‘you probably couldn’t handle my level of crazy’. But they present it as innuendo to entice you into being with them. Because they’re crazy.
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Keanu Reeves is the second coming of Christ 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Uh, I know I’m way behind in celebrity gossip but how did you figure out that Keanu Reeves is hung like a mule? Leaked photos? Common knowledge? Or firsthand experience?
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A little victory 21 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
For those who also had to look up what the hell a crèche is, I’m guessing it’s not #1 below:
—noun, plural crèch·es .
1) a small or large modeled representation or tableau of Mary, Joseph, and others around the crib of Jesus in the stable at Bethlehem, as is displayed in homes or erected for exhibition in a community at Christmas season.
2) a home for foundlings.
3) British. a day-care center; day nursery.
4) Animal Behavior. an assemblage of dependent young that are cared for communally.
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—noun, plural crèch·es .
1) a small or large modeled representation or tableau of Mary, Joseph, and others around the crib of Jesus in the stable at Bethlehem, as is displayed in homes or erected for exhibition in a community at Christmas season.
2) a home for foundlings.
3) British. a day-care center; day nursery.
4) Animal Behavior. an assemblage of dependent young that are cared for communally.
Kid drops profound wisdom 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
The profound wisdom this kid learned from Minecraft: ‘Never waste your diamonds on a hoe.’ Who says video games just rot the mind?
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Anon makes a Friend 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Well, if you were wondering ‘who on earth would post their personal phone number on 4Chan’, we now know with certainty that the answer is ‘an axe murderer.’
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Dad bods 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Avatar grossed nearly $2.8 billion. The secret to a woman’s heart? 9-foot tall blue alien bod with a prehensile tail.
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This tree grew around this building 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Why, for a second, did I think you were making a very fitting play on words for ‘Stranger Things’?
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Always smell nice 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
True professionals penetrate first with their gaze.
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Lilo and stitch 18 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Unfortunately, Disney figured out early that they can make money off songs if they put commercial hits in their movies so we’ll probably see nothing but musicals for a while. Plus, the music makes the movie ‘stick’ in your head. Want to do a Frozen reboot in 2038? Just play ‘Let it Go’ in the commercial and Gen Zs will take their kids in droves. Disney is a money-making machine.
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Good job worms 5 comments
The three lads 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Nosferatu. Cute from afar. Hideous up close. And if you turn your back on me, I’ll go for blood.
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Oh boy 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Hilarious. ‘This one time I accidentally got high’ stories are the best. Hope he recovered without too much mental scarring.
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*Flex* 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Yeah, something tells me the manual window opener isn’t the reason that arm is overdeveloped.
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Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
The big 4-0 today!! 25 comments
Next step is to give them hormone blockers 18 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
If liberal parents raise theybies, do racist parents raise rabies?
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She's smart, she's beautiful, she's got a huge.....Army 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@xvarnah Actually, it doesn’t depend. I capitalized the word ‘REAL’ to let you know that my way of thinking is the only acceptable way. Marriage should be a polyamorous relationship between a man and several disempowered, disposable women. Do you think this is a site where people can benefit by reading different cultural narratives and trains of thought that might broaden their world views? The Mosuo mate like college freshmen after a frat party - not the way ‘normal’ human beings do. So, take your alternative facts and stick ‘em where the sun don’t shine, pal. No room for enlightenment here.
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Children are strange 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Clearly, the answer is that you keep your cat inside if you want to see it alive again.
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She's smart, she's beautiful, she's got a huge.....Army 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Call me old-fashioned but marriage should be between a man, a primary wife, and several subwives, all of whom must be uneducated teenage virgins on their wedding day who will be ranked hierarchically and can be sold, traded away, or killed at the slightest misgiving. That’s what a REAL traditional marriage is all about.
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Pro tip 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Psychopathic way of thinking? I’ll take that as a compliment. Now, let’s just keep this between us, okay?
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