As an avid cyclist, I absolutely support people enjoying the sport to lose weight and get in shape. However, I must say this: overweight people will get a lot fewer ‘it looks like their ass swallowed the bike seat’ jokes if they didn’t buy $10,000 bikes and wear kits (spandex bibs and jerseys) for teams that are known for climbing or endurance without really knowing the team or the sport. To me, this is roughly equivalent to a clean-shaven dentist buying a souped up Harley and wearing a Hell’s Angels vest while barely knowing how to ride. It just looks ridiculous. For anyone interested in cycling, your local bike shop should be able to help you find the right bike and gear to get you started (so you don’t look like an idiot on an overpriced machine whose capacity you can hardly utilize - yet). But I also have to say this: cycling is always the highlight of my day. I hope it can be for yours, too!

He learned that trick by watching his owner.

When I said I wouldn’t mind a few more SmoothSubstance memes, this is the exact opposite of what I meant.

The Atlassean Ant. I can barely put a 5-gallon water jug in a cooler without spilling everywhere or spraining a wrist. I like this pic. Grace, strength, balance.

Legit thought that was McDonalds latest ice cream sundae.

True greatness would have been turning that shirt upside down and giving Pooh a pair of pants, too. Mickey knew exactly what he was doing.

Dream place for humans, too.

May I suggest Champion Power Cool Technology boxer briefs? Cooling, supportive, they look sexy, and they maintain their shape over time. So if anyone wants to throw in a ‘like a good boyfriend/girlfriend’ comment, I guess I teed this one up just for you.

She got a purse to match her shoes but forgot to get a hand-lift to match her face-lift.

The reason why it feels like things are being sucked from your soul is because your boyfriend is probably an incubus.

‘Surprise, muthafucka!’ ‘Heart eyes, muthafucka!’

But wait - where am I supposed to get my mail?

I’m stretching like Elastigirl here but you could almost maybe kind of argue that, if you squint at it, his stick figure body is a subliminal ‘big’ or ‘great’ in Chinese, which might explain why KFC is so popular in Asia.

I guess ‘Hepatitis-C for likes’ is how far we’re willing to take it nowadays? Jokes aside, powerful pic. Point made.

Why does Gram Grams look like she’s about to do Scorpion’s fatality on that seagull? Finish him!

Wolves are big. But we’re not all bad. Cousin Stanislaus there is one of the good ones.