‘Moisturize me.’

I’ll take cavities before I touch that thing.

I agree with that parenting, though. She will know that her father loves her but never do that again!

Mate. If someone took me to Ikea and bought me a $1 hot dog and something to sleep on other than the floor, I’d marry them right then and there in the checkout aisle.

Just sitting here waiting for the ‘Y M C A’ comment.

Confession Bear time: This actually happened to me. I was staying in an older hotel where each room had an inner door, then a short hallway, then an outer door to the main hallway. I was passed out asleep, heard a knock, and thought it might be a friend checking up on me (it was a long nite out and our group split up over the eve). I opened the door to my room a bit to look out and, huh, no one was there. Then I went to the outer door thinking the knock came from there, opened it a crack and, that’s funny, nobody. So, I went back to the inner door only to discover that it. Had locked. Behind me.

For some people, this might not be an issue.

I looked at the pictures before I read the title and thought this was one of those pranks but with a blonde version of the ghost girl from The Ring.

Mickey set up Pooh to be a pantsless flasher for the rest of his cartoon career. There is no purity in this.

Is this really the evilest thing you can imagine? Unless changing the dot changes the water temperature, I think most people will instinctively turn left for hot, right for cold. Or they’ll quickly figure out that they need to turn the handle in the other direction for hotter or colder water. This is the most millisecond of confusión thing I can imagine.

I asked myself that question, too. It turns out that he did. The teen is from Conyers, GA while his campus was 53 mi/85 km away in Barnesville, GA. He borrowed his brother’s bike and rode to campus before school started, pitched a tent in the bushes on campus, and started looking for work. The police got a ‘suspicious person’ report and things got interesting from there. SPOILER: there was a lot of community support that included a free stay in a motel until classes started, a dishwasher job at a local pizzeria, and $9,000+ from a GoFundme to help him out. Interesting read: https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/homeless-teen-bikes-6-hours-to-get-to-college-sleeps-in-tent/401160413?ecmp=wsbtv_social_twitter_sfp

I sincerely hope that I have the opportunity to use this act of pure genius in my own life someday.

Pastor: ‘Do you take this woman with her delightfully squeezable behind to be your lawful-wedded wife?’
Mother-In-Law: ‘Touch my daughter’s backside like that one more time and you won’t have a left hand for her to put a ring on. Keep it classy!’ *smack*