I get that. I used to think ‘well, maybe standards of beauty have changed over the centuries.’ But then I also thought, ‘you know, if they’re rich enough to commission a painting, then they’re also probably rich enough to name themselves So-And-So The Handsome or So-And-So The Beautiful’ and make it stick.

True, she may’ve been a bitch but now I’m thinking why even use pickup lines in the first place? Some are clever, like the ‘choose your own adventure’ one, but most are just plain bad or intended to clapback in case of rejection like the one this guy used. I’m guessing women get hit with hokey pickup lines whenever they open their apps. I’d get tired of that pretty quickly. I’m more of a ‘be direct and cut your losses kindly if no match’ type. I wish I could say it had a 100% hit rate but, hey, good effort, good effort.

‘Spiky toes.’ Hee hee.

Holy I can’t believe this is actually a thing: Boshi is a Blue Yoshi with an attitude, and the rival of Yoshi. Boshi is a loner and wears sunglasses and a spiked collar around his neck. In Japan, Boshi's name is Washi (i.e. "Bad Yoshi"), created by combining the word "Yoshi" with the Japanese word for bad, "Warui". As such, Boshi is to Yoshi as Wario is to Mario, or Waluigi is to Luigi. Boshi, like many other Yoshis, can only speak the Yoshi language. Yoshi is bilingual and translates Boshi to make Mario understand. He (along with many other Yoshis) lives on Yo'ster Isle, home of the famous Mushroom Derby races. However, he speaks in a much deeper pitch compared to the other Yoshis. https://www.mariowiki.com/Boshi