Because they were smart but lazy, bought building materials from the first people who they met on the road, and massively underestimated my lung capacity. More dinner for me.

Why do I expect her to have a giant, single eye like Mike in Monsters, Inc.?

If history manifests itself in human form, then I’m now truly terrified of anyone named @Zeus or @Chronos...

@poopun @metalman Excellent dating app question to vet people’s character right here, IMHO.

Then smiles would be absolutely horrific.

Mantis = Yes-ish. The question is mind control, not physical strength. Not too familiar with Ghost Rider but unless he possesses resistance to mind reconfiguration, I’ll assume that Ego and Thanos have superior competency and Ghost Rider would crumble, by default. This might be negated if Ghost Rider used Penance Stare first in the fight and Mantis had some skeletons in her closet.
Mystique = No. See @lindsay response above.
Deadpool = One body. Unless there’s a comic out there to prove otherwise that I’m sure I’m missing, most leading indicators suggest that he’s wired to have one corporeal form.
Juggernaut = Yes. Once he gains momentum, Juggernaut is an unstoppable force, suggesting he has ‘infinite’ kinetic energy. Cap’s shield isn’t invulnerable and has been broken before. The breakage might be done more easily if the shield were on the ground and Juggernaut stepped on it while running versus in Cap’s hand where he ‘might’ deflect the blow.

At the risk of inciting the ire of the entire comics community on FS, my $0.02:
Iron Fist = No. His strength is sourced by gathering his internal chi. The amount of chi in a human is vastly inferior to the energy within an Infinity Stone and would not be sufficient to break it.
Black Panther = It depends. If Black Panther’s claws are razor sharp enough to cut at the subatomic level like Wonder Woman’s sword, then yes, he could pierce Luke Cage’s skin.
Professor X = See @guest comment above.
Daredevil = No. Daredevil’s extrasensory abilities have a limited range and are too slow to detect things like superspeed. Vision could initiate a ‘phase’ outside of this range and, as a vastly superior artificial life form versus a merely sensory-acute human, reappear immediately next to Daredevil and kill him.

I don’t think a club where the velvet rope closes for Crocs yet opens for fedoras is the type of place where you’d want to spend your night, anyway.

Dammit. I had a hair appointment at 3.

1218 pic: I see Hazel and Bigwig finally got revenge for the destruction of Sandleford warren.

‘Marty! We have to go back!’

And the person who thought this up can have their self and be alone.

So, I thought I’d do my usual ‘let me find a brief yet informative article about 17th century Dualism so that everyone gets the meme’ thing. But then I Googled it. And got confused by the big words. And had flashbacks to my freshman year of college. Then cried a little and called my mother. And ultimately decided ‘eff it, you people can look it up for yourselves.’ But I tried.

This is bad. But you know you have a problem when it’s 3 am and you switch from FS desktop to FS mobile app and ‘pull down to refresh’ every few seconds hoping FunSubsters in a time zone 12 hours away have the common decency to post new memes.

On the list of possible ways to die, I’m having trouble finding issues with this one.

If the positioning of celestial bodies didn’t impact our mental states, then we wouldn’t have the word ‘lunatic’, now would we? Boom goes the dynamite.