Exactly. Unless daddy (the biological one) is paying for the trip, how about having an extra $20,000 to start building a nice life together?

Roses are red, I’m feeling really well,
The pink worm in the green bathtub looks comfy as hell.
(Look at his cute little face on the right!)

Fries tasting terrible after being reheated is the Universe’s way of telling you to eat all of your fries the first time.

@guest_ Some knowledge simply can’t be contained by a few trite sentences. Expound away. *suppresses effusive man-crush*

@t__v__t Oh, stahp it, you! You’re far too kind. I appreciate the acknowledgement. And a big metaphysical hug to you from COL. You made my day.

@t__v__t I love my fellow FunSubsters with all of my heart. Everyone here makes my day a little bit brighter. And I hope it does for others, too.

@mrscollector You kind of just hurt my heart a little bit. I wish I could help you - and everyone else on FS - with a wave of my magic debit card. Sadly, I tried to pull it from the stone and, yeah, it didn’t budge an inch.

I love how you two are actually putting some serious thought into this.

@bethorien Many ‘psycho killers’ in the stories of your childhood were not all who they seemed to be. Maleficent reacted out of egregious inhospitality by the other fairies. Frankenstein’s Monster was accused of a murder that he didn’t commit. And depending on whose version you believe, Snow White’s queen cut out the heart of a vampire ‘with lips as red as blood and skin as white as snow.’ History - aka His Story - is written by the so-called ‘winners’. But we underdogs, or shall I say underwolves, oftentimes have a much different interpretation of events to share with the world. My only hope is that someone might actually listen to our side of the story.