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granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
No one used that towel 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
She used a towel but I think it was to pad her rear end in the second pic.
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Encourage kiddos 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
This is one of the few tweet-memes I’ve seen that I actually can’t wait to try out myself.
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Some modern art that’s actually interesting 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
When Earth can’t find it’s nipple clamps but needs just a little pain to feel a lot of pleasure.
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Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
This perfectly describes success 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I kind of feel like this analogy doesn’t work as well with climate change. ‘Your success is an iceberg - it’s slowly melting away’ just doesn’t have the same appeal.
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@bethorien Trust me, l still have mental scars. And you’re gonna need to sit down once I tell you that college makes you spend 4 years writing 20-page essays only for you to start working and get told your 20-word messages need to get to the point.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Diagonal. From upper left to lower right. Because if you made me write something so long that I had to print and staple it, then you deserve to be punished.
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For rich beggars 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
The high-end hipster look. Let me spend $1,000 at Urban Outfitters so I can look like I have no money.
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Doggy knows your secret 2 comments
The Reason Germans Don't Play Scrabble 16 comments
The inventor of Game Boy was a janitor 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@nelson Point well taken. But maybe Nintendo was the driver of the car that killed him. *conspiracy theory sadly intensifies*
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That is good man 31 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
@meatball2012 Based on my friend’s explanation, I don’t think the issue is whether or not people are polite. It’s the frequency of the requests and that they’re made by total strangers with whom she has no connection. So, I tried to put myself in her shoes. Let’s say that ‘every so often’ means twice a week (but she has a lot of eye-catching, curly hair so it could happen more often). That would mean over 100 strangers ask to touch her hair each year. To put it another way, imagine if 100 strangers asked - politely - to touch your elbow or your knee every year. It’s a benign body part. But have strangers asked to touch anything on your body 100 times this year? Would that start to get on your nerves after a while? Would you think ‘I don’t ask to touch your hair so why do you feel like it’s okay to touch mine? And why should I have to change the way my hair grows to stop this?’ I can only guess but I imagine that this might be how she feels about it.
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Longest headline 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
The good news is that after the wasp attack and a week in the hospital with a team of 100 specialists devising a plan for his care after the skewer lodged precariously close to two major arteries and pierced his jaw muscles so that he couldn’t take a breathing tube during surgery, his friends never told the password to the treehouse so that girls would still have to keep out.
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If you remember this 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
19th Century China: *puffs opium pipe* *side-eyes meme OP*
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The inventor of Game Boy was a janitor 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Just to clarify, Gunpei Yokoi wasn’t a janitor who was ‘discovered’ while playing a beta-versión Game Boy that he invented when the president of Nintendo just happened to walk by. Yokoi actually worked several jobs at Nintendo, including janitor and assembly line worker before he had his big break. The ‘toy’ mentioned in the meme was an extendible arm gadget that caught the Nintendo president’s eye. Yokoi later went on to lead the teams that developed Metroid, Donkey Kong, and eventually the Game Boy after years of producing other winning inventions for Nintendo. Sadly, Yokoi tendered his resignation in 1996 after his Virtual Boy failed and was later killed in a car accident in 1997. You can read more about him here: (https://m.ign.com/articles/2009/09/10/from-janitor-to-superstar)
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Never mind the hand v have the left one 21 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I would use a meaningful percentage of the $5 million that I won to replace all of her lost teeth.
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"yaaaayyy... you're back hooman!" 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Whether wild or not, nothing beats the feeling of knowing that your favorite animal is just plain happy to see you. (P.S. Want to accentuate your eyes with long, lustrous, luxurious lashes just like hers? Click <<here>> to find out how you can get the ‘Leopard Look’ that all the girls want this fall!)
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Cat asking for help 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Oh, my heart. That poor cat. The first half hurt to watch. You know it was seriously injured when it felt that human help was its only option. Yet, I find it amazing that even though being ‘feral’ led to its predicaments, it still couldn’t stand to be kept inside, even while its injuries were still fresh. That’s cats for you. May he live long and prosper.
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Everyone should use AirDrop 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Says @hornyshrimp. I’ll bet he has a ton of prawnographic pictures on his phone that he randomly Airdrops, too.
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Maybe Barbie will bail him out 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
For a second, I thought Joan Rivers got a short haircut and came back to life.
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There is no better state 7 comments
That is good man 31 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
I once asked a black female friend something like this and she said because it’s an intrusion of personal space by a complete stranger and, to try to quote, ‘Imagine if everywhere you went some random person always asked to touch your hair. You’d get pretty tired of it. We [black women] are not petting zoos.’ I realize one voice doesn’t speak for the masses but I see her point.
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Crocs are more powerful than contraceptives 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
Me: *wears Crocs in Florida Everglades* *immediately gets devoured by crocodiles*
News Headline: Florida Man Eaten by Crocodiles After Misunderstanding Meme That Crocs Were Made to Prevent Crocs
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News Headline: Florida Man Eaten by Crocodiles After Misunderstanding Meme That Crocs Were Made to Prevent Crocs