Not a rap fan but sometimes I think rappers should be allowed to delete their entire life histories through high school so they can launch their careers free from clapbacks and with a fresh start. You know what - now that I type this - let’s just replace ‘rappers’ with ‘everyone.’

Are you hiring?

May the wonders of our one true lord, Boxed Meal Heart Attacks with Well-Placed Phone Cables, never cease.

‘Oh yes, baby! Breadstick it in me! Yeah, Spread me open and Jam it right up my crust! I’ve never been Marmalade like this before and nobody does it Butter than you! Treat me like the total Hoecake that I am! Oh, god this feels so good! So good! Wait... did you remember to Baguette up before you put it in?’

Dogfuscius says: ‘Condition daily and invest in quality beard oil for thick, stunning pupstache like mine.’

Isn’t this the whole issue with Asia Argento in the #metoo movement, though? Her past actions with a 17-year old boy hurt her credibility in claiming that she was a victim of sexual assault by Harvey Weinstein. In this case, I don’t think ‘embracing’ taking advantage of a minor supports her cause. Now, I’m not saying that you shouldn’t speak out against injustice. But depending on the skeletons in your closet, I think you really need to be mindful of the ‘bad thing’ you’ve done in the past. And how - or whether - you announce it to the public can impact your ability to fight against it in the future.

Ugh. Anyone who’s smoked crack before will tell you that the ignition point is beneath the rock not above it like a bong and it’s too far away for that to be a functional crack pipe. If it takes her more than two seconds to look at that thing before she figures it out, leave her. She’s obviously no good for you.

A slight smile with bedroom eyes shows that tony007 is mastering his ‘smize’,
Long blond hair with a single long curl shows that tony007 can take on the world!
(Keep doing you as only you can, my friend.)

Correct me if I’m wrong but if that worker is not salaried, not scheduled to work, and not on call then I believe he’s well within his rights to refuse the call in. Good luck though with your manager when you go back to work. But good job, mate.

I think those women can be killed if they don’t seem sufficiently overwhelmed by KJU’s presence. Wave a gun at me from out of frame and I’d do my best ‘ugly photo face’, too.