granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
Stank love 11 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Team Bear
buddies 23 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I deleted my comment but I will keep the nylon ropes and fet gear ready in case you dare cross me again, Miss(tress) Mialinay. You’ve been forewarned.
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Can somebody give me a hug? 4 comments
Advice from various marriage-therapist/relationship surveys/studies. See comments for 47 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Wait, you moved in with your husband a week after you met him? I read your adorable life stories and now this. Are you secretly a Disney princess, @mrscollector?
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Nothing scares a manager more than seeing a group of women who look like this 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
You know the manager is in trouble when they pregame to work out their list of demands.
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What’s the difference 9 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I think putting ‘We are going to die now LSYD!’ and then explaining what LSYD means to her dad would’ve been a much more epic conclusion.
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That aweird way to find out 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
And thank you @scatmandingo. I now just had a terrible visual of what it would look like men’s if nipples were below their pecs.
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That aweird way to find out 6 comments
Danger puppies 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Terrible. We wolves are not puppies. We are not pets. We are ferocious hunters and fearsome beasts. We could eviscerate you with our razorlike claws. We could suffocate you beneath our muscular frames with a single pounce. We could rend you limb from limb with just one bite from our... ooh! One of the nice hooman friends said something funny on the FunSubstance! I love the FunSubstance! And I love the nice hooman friends there! Tail wag dance! Much happy! Many joy! Very exciteme... er, uh, where was I? Ah, yes. Ahem. We wolves are not puppies or pets. We could rend you limb from limb...
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Australians are dressing up termite mounds 9 comments
Australians are dressing up termite mounds 9 comments
Can I put this here? My new baby, Drax (the Destroyer) 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
You didn’t add another ‘x’ to make him Draxx and @klymaxx? Cute and cuddly little guy. Hooray for you!
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Languages are beautiful 10 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I liked to think the preceding verbs were reflections of the culture. In Hispanic countries, choices may have been limited historically or decisions were made for you by an authority so you ‘take’ from the options available. In England and the US, there was an attitude of forging your own destiny so ‘making’ a decision seems natural. In Germany, well heck, anybody in a country where they used to have beer with breakfast is probably just going to be happy to see you, so my guess is that’s why they ‘meet’ decisions and opportunities. No facts to support this. Just a hunch.
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I'd trust him 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
‘Here to help you every step of the way.’ *looks a doggo* Yup. Seems legit.
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You will be happy, there is no alternative 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
You can do it. We don’t talk about what happened to the ones who didn’t.
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Great help! 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
tes·sel·late (verb); tes·sel·lat·ed, tes·sel·lat·ing: To form of small squares or blocks, as floors or pavements; form or arrange in a checkered or mosaic pattern.
So basically it’s Minecraft.
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So basically it’s Minecraft.
I love bandersnatch 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Bandersnatch: <Smash computer> <Pour yogurt over computer>
Me: Um, neither of these feel like real, viable options...
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Me: Um, neither of these feel like real, viable options...
Bon Appétit 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
‘Who has sent out the wild ass free? Who has loosed the bands of the wild ass?’ (Job 39:5)
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How to evict yourself from the planet 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
If it can harvest your personal data then Facebook probably has one in development.
