granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
Ducks 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I have to wonder what part of the world he lived in where rubber ducks are randomly distributed so often that he could make a hobby out of hiding them?
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d r u g s 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I’d settle for just knowing what went down geneTically in the Middle Ages what with all of the marrying your first cousin to keep the family bloodline pure.
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He's not wrong you know 31 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
It’s okay @pripyatplatypus. The war-wounded Serbian children understood what you meant the first time and still think you’re terrific.
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Oof 26 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Citizen. Merchant. Military. Police.
Long ago, the four societal denominations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Acquire Nation attacked.
Only the Egalitar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Egalitar, an economy bender named Kar-El, and although his macroeconomic skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Kar-El Marx can save the world.
(EDIT: Oops, I read too quickly and thought you were asking for a story based on this post.)
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Long ago, the four societal denominations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Acquire Nation attacked.
Only the Egalitar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Egalitar, an economy bender named Kar-El, and although his macroeconomic skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Kar-El Marx can save the world.
(EDIT: Oops, I read too quickly and thought you were asking for a story based on this post.)
He's not wrong you know 31 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Meanwhile, a hospital ward full of war-wounded Serbian children who desperately need blood transfusions tearfully clutch their teddy bears and say that they forgive @pripyatplatypus because they’re too innocent think anything different...
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Comp of dankness 4 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Good lord, it’s like the bots are trying to exact revenge by posting this meme for not revealing the captcha from a few memes before.
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You have overstayed your welcome 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
If the party was so epic that you’re all sitting around naked while the couple looks at you longingly after everyone’s gone home, I don’t quite think they’re waiting for you to leave.
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Fluffy chocolate bois 4 comments
How to become the richest woman in the world 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Don’t act like you didn’t have fierce bangs with stark highlights and Bumpits to make your asymmetrical bob have volume in 2007.
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Another zuccs the dust 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Sounds exactly like something someone whose older brother slaughtered his entire family on orders from the government would say.
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Deserved no less 6 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Actually, a taco is defined as ‘an often crisply fried tortilla folded over and filled, as with seasoned chopped meat, lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese’. So unless you usually put a rolling pin to your sandwich buns and then deep fry them, a hot dog is not a taco. Off with your head.
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Another zuccs the dust 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Something tells me I don’t want to see the Rule 34 one that I’m sure was the first.
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Pet shop 12 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Interpretation: Roger Radcliffe was a successful songwriting bachelor who married his wife Anita so they and their dogs could be together. The dogs gave birth to a litter of 15 puppies. And Roger and Anita later adopted another 86 puppies to make... 101 Dalmatians.
@mrscollector Disney Princess Hypothesis: Supported.
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@mrscollector Disney Princess Hypothesis: Supported.
Our fallen brothers 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
The store is _literally_ named ‘Free’. They must not be dads because any father worth his ilk would be stuffing his tube socks and filling his cargo shorts and with as much stuff as he could carry.
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Why do they even think that it is a good idea naming their kid Disney Land? 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I mean, I’d go to Disneyland of Jesus. He seems like a really cool guy. Just saying.
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Rock collection 10 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Interpretation: Cinderella had the ability to conjure animals to collect things to help her finish her housework.
@mrscollector Disney Princess Hypothesis: Supported.
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@mrscollector Disney Princess Hypothesis: Supported.
Rock collection 10 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Your comments usually make people grin. The cat read your feed, looked at its rocks, and honestly just couldn’t help itself.
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How to flirt with women 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Maybe I’m overthinking the potential internal organ damage here but if someone could actually do that with their penis, I don’t think immediately leaving the bar to sleep with them is a wise idea.
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Who wears it best? 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I honestly thought Wendy Williams was a drag queen the first time I saw her talk show and I thought ‘good for her, my how times have changed.’
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Who hurt her? 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
@releasethekraken This is actually how I look when I hop onto FS and see you haven’t commented for six days. Can we please not make that a habit?
Optimal solution 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
No, you light saber the children into 1-43 hundredths so everyone gets an equal seat. Math. Try it, genius.
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