granlobomalo
"All the better to eat you with, my dear.”
I huffed and I puffed,
And the house blew apart,
I’m leaving for now,
But you’re all in my heart.
[Feb 2019]
Oh no 5 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
This meme makes me want to LIVE like there’s no tomorrow, LAUGH like no ones watching, and LOVE with all of my heart.
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Your mother is so ugly that she started volunteering at the children’s ward of the hospital’s burn unit to help children disfigured by fire realize that it’s not the look of your face that matters, it’s the content of your heart.
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Wingardium leviosa 10 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
The most unrealistic part is that he graduated with those useless skills without a crippling mountain of student loan debt.
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Veggie pizza 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
You know it must be love if she has you mutilating a pizza like that and not even being ashamed of posting pictures online of your crime against humanity.
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Your mother is so fat that I got her started on a daily regimen of exercise, proper diet, and mental therapy so she has the self confidence that she needs to look as good on the outside as she does on the inside.
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Getting to know funsubsters 74 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I’m glad you said that. I was trying to remember who did this in the past. The survey results were always very interesting. I like this sort of thing.
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Some elephants actually Weigh 12-13 tons 2 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
‘Agile, genocidal biped who tirelessly hunts its prey to exhaustion or extinction and can weaponize any object that it touches’ makes humans seem a lot more like the Terminator than you originally thought.
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Somebody f**ked up lol 8 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I’m all for a good, harmless prank but could never pull this one off. My leg hair would break the razor on first contact.
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
@mrsuperman8942 Your mother is so poor that I started a Go Fund Me on her behalf so that she would finally have the fresh start that she needed to pursue her hopes and dreams.
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To beard or not to beard? 3 comments
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Speaking of your mother: your mama lacks so much class, Denmark turns to her for its socialist inspiration. Eyyyy! *badum tss*
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Small, isolated, relatively homogeneous citizenry with a country population the size of most large cities and proximity to a major economic power in Europe kind of helps, too.
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
You’re a good man @guest_. Wish I could find more like you, LOL. (@xvarnah Please don’t get jealous.)
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I did not came for feels 1 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
But the boy who bought his dad a Rover is probably the most successfulest. And very good son, to boot. There. I said it.
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This guy 15 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I hope you find your handsome small town bachelor - although they do seem to have tendency to make things difficult for us city boys when it comes to love, LOL.
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Would it take a photo inside or outside? 15 comments
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
Technically, you are a dimensionally unobtainable and corporeally non-existent digital voice on FS ergo it follows that I must now set my sights on you as my new anime boy crush!
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c*ck Joke of the Day - #2 - Gender Equality 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
If anyone here thinks the bots aren’t smart, I just want to point out that A Bot Called @fashionista made this post.
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Very very fake and phony 27 comments
Smol pupper 3 comments
granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
How you make ‘Go to crate!’ actually seem like an enjoyable experience!
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I'm all about that bass 6 comments
