Jesus died for our sins, but Muhammed died for our memes 6 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
Personally, I'd rather have people sleeping with cartoon pillows and watching cartoons, than people who think they have a right to tell others how to live, and discriminate.
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Our school buses didn't have wheels 21 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
The only time I saw them was when our regular bus broke down and they sent the short-bus.
Our school buses didn't have wheels 21 comments
I'm so normal 12 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
I don't recall anything like that, but hey a good time is a good time lol
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Sara 5 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
When I saw "Ana!" I thought it said "Anal" and I was thinking that was rather presumptuous for someone attempting to guess who the other person is.
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I'm so normal 12 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
The schools I went to in Florida growing up always had cartons of milk, but occasionally they had little plastic bags of orange and apple juice. I didn't know bagged milk was a thing until the magic of the internet.
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Self-c*ckblocking 9 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
He should have been like.... "Yeah BALLS DEEP IN SOME CHOCOLATE. Sorry, I get really excited about chocolate sometimes." Then it's super awkward but maybe less obvious? Lesser of two evils? I don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe you shouldn't tell people you want to f**k chocolate.
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Edited 7 years ago
Being a grown up is so confusing 7 comments
More rights 11 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
This was taken from a camera comparison on CNET. It states "Both phones were left on the default settings unless otherwise stated with automatic exposure and focus." So you would be correct that they were both set to auto with default settings.
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I played the trombone 7 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
I played saxophone. I was never "cool" nor will I ever be considered "cool." I personally do not care for "ska," and I have the hand-eye coordination and athleticism of a Magikarp, so no frisbee for me unless I want to spend the whole time apologizing to the people or objects I hit.
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Ron deserves better than this 9 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
"Come Fly With Me" from the same comedy duo that made "Little Britain."
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The tweet of the day 14 comments
Old vs. Young people 18 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
Kudos to your friend. I completely believe in letting older people sit, but that old person had zero class given the situation, and respect is earned. At an elderly age there are no excuses to not have learned kindness and that the world owes you nothing. I would have told her to go ask someone else.
" your mother isn't here, clean up after yourself " 13 comments
grouchymarks
· 7 years ago
I feel like at certain places where they expect you to leave the stuff on the table because there are no garbage cans available to the customers, the least you can do is put any loose items together in one place. In this instance, the napkins and wrappers in the cups.
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The female version of celebrities 19 comments
Such A Waste 5 comments
grouchymarks
· 8 years ago
I read this like "ask the Barista to leave the room" as if you're saying "You should probably go because you're not going to want to see this sh*t go down."
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