I wish I got a prize for not littering.

Why does he look like he is desperately holding in a poo?

I don't trust someone who can waste perfectly good cake.

Yeah that's not Savage, that's called being an awful human being and boss. If this is real, I hope she gets punched in the coot.

Fun story. I once really had to pee. It was a single person bathroom at a Dunkin' Donuts. I get in there, and the lock for the door is broken. I almost didn't want to use it but I really had to go, so I thought to myself, I'll be quick, it'll be fine. Never. It's never just fine. Well as I'm standing there peeing, this guy with a kid not only doesn't knock, but opens the door, sees me standing there (at this point I stop peeing and I'm trying to cover up my junk) and apologizes. However, instead of instantly closing the door like a normal human being that has any sense of respect for other human beings, he proceeds to walk in, as I continue to shield my junk, and walks over to the sink to grab some paper towels and then leaves. There is no excuse for this, and if you so desperately need paper towels, ask at the damned counter. Thank you!

Honestly, this works without the clarification as well.

Sounds like a party to me.

Hey, boobs are boobs. I'm gay and even I appreciate the magic.

This is pretty much me.

My head is telling me that for many versions of the character, he is able to turn into a bat and fly, not needing a jetpack. However, my heart is telling me that nobody should ever turn down a jetpack, so I'm in conflict.

I doubt he's as ugly as she is on the inside.

I think there might be a word missing there, because a parent who finds their child "screwing household things," might consider finding a therapist instead of those other two options.

That may be a sign of a seriously unchecked ego....

I'm gonna take a hit here, but I prefer the whole grain Cheerios over honey nut, and always have, even as a kid.

My dad had this model and this exact case. I decided it was important enough to tell everyone. I live dangerously.

TRUTH

Nice try, Skynet. Go home, you're drunk.

I have an issue where occasionally the things that pop into my head, immediately exit through my mouth before I can stop it.