Ladies and gentlemen, our future generation.....

Is there a paper shortage?

I remember using a steamer to remove wallpaper in a house of a smoker. This dark tea coloured liquid just ran down my arms from the condensed steam. Eww!

Im disturbed that no police officers rushed to check on the homeless man after the attacker was subdued.

The movie speaks the truth.

I read that in my head with Robins voice and it made me laugh out loud. Yep, it hit me hard too. :-(

At its 30% off sale. Must buy!

Rowan is a comic legend. I remember when he was on the "Not The Nine O'Clock News' comedy show. Some classic sketches there.

I thought you had to tip 20% at restaurants in the US. Have I been overtipping?

Looks more like Sonic to me. I do love the hair though!

I love it when the MRI gets warm and a fan blows cold air over you.

Well that escalated quickly....

If your hands are bleeding then you definitely been throwing them wrong.

Well that saves a minute every morning.

Wheres his sock?

She looks like a mean drunk...

The letter was issued by Chelten House through Costco and not by Costco themselves. So well done Chelten House!

I agree, every time I see this guy on TV, he's acting like an arrogant dick and has a foul mouth to people who don't deserve it. Read that he never honours his agreements and tries to screw everyone he can.

Yeah, if pizza won't wake her, nothing will!

Not a social person I see....

Replace "Sweekend" with "Saturday and Sunday", Replace "Sbeer" with "Scotch"/"Stella Artois"/"San Miguel" or "Soda" (for non drinkers)