Guardian_Ares

guardian_ares


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Some can't see the dragon, they don't believe in magic 9 comments
guardian_ares · 34 weeks ago
Gazelle to me.
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This kid is living in 2077 2 comments
guardian_ares · 35 weeks ago
Until that board gets sucked under his back tire and he eats pavement.
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Wubba lunba dub dub! 2 comments
guardian_ares · 36 weeks ago
Lubba*
Bout time I got this here 25 comments
guardian_ares · 36 weeks ago
I think it must be an aboriginal skull.
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It doesn't make me old that I know it, right? 29 comments
guardian_ares · 36 weeks ago
"Nail pail." We always referred to smoking as "building furniture." "I got the nails if you got the hammer."
It doesn't make me old that I know it, right? 29 comments
guardian_ares · 36 weeks ago
"Nug jug."
It doesn't make me old that I know it, right? 29 comments
guardian_ares · 36 weeks ago
35mm film roll canister to be precise.
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title 4 comments
guardian_ares · 36 weeks ago
It finally got here.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm NOT an alcoholic, I say what this guy says 2 comments
guardian_ares · 37 weeks ago
Grumpy Old Men, if anyone is curious. This guy was hilarious.
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title 4 comments
guardian_ares · 37 weeks ago
Only the tracking label has been created. It hasn't even shipped yet!
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A wheelchair like no other 2 comments
guardian_ares · 38 weeks ago
Let us not forget the "Silver Bullet."
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Sugar exhibition 5 comments
guardian_ares · 38 weeks ago
Soft drinks and cocaine.
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Only 90s kids will get it 7 comments
guardian_ares · 38 weeks ago
Pogs were fuckin rad. Played those and marbles all the time.
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First world adult problems 9 comments
guardian_ares · 40 weeks ago
My kids would fuck it up before they could turn it on.
First world adult problems 9 comments
guardian_ares · 40 weeks ago
Same.
Notice me! 6 comments
guardian_ares · 43 weeks ago
Note: previous owner passed away and the cat subsequently ate them for lack of food.
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Life cycle of a coffee 2 comments
guardian_ares · 43 weeks ago
And a turd.
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Oceans 8 comments
guardian_ares · 44 weeks ago
Or the fact that people "board" the ocean everyday.
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Stop it 6 comments
guardian_ares · 45 weeks ago
I always rev bomb people on phones.
I feel like many people over look this simple logic 5 comments
guardian_ares · 46 weeks ago
You're still parking like an ass.
Twitter is an... Interresting place 3 comments
guardian_ares · 48 weeks ago
Vitruvian Man. Just FYI.
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PlayStation in a pool 6 comments
guardian_ares · 50 weeks ago
Now with stadium seating. Curious about the acoustics...
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Scratch that idea 9 comments
guardian_ares · 50 weeks ago
Deaf cat...
What's left of the block looks ravaged 5 comments
guardian_ares · 50 weeks ago
A piece of floss even.
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