Gurkenlumpi

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I wish my geometry teacher would accept this 7 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
A triangle is a triangle if it has three angles...nothing about any sides whatsoever
Sorry I've been gone I got a new phone and forgot my pass! 111 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
Oh no not this shite here too..
3rd degree BURN! 10 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
Pizza does tho
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Some things change but state functions will always bore Charles 6 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
That is not her son...that's her fucking husband
say whaaaa 20 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
@dr_richard_ew how can you even say that Hitler Could have been cool? His racism and starting WWII are not even close to being everything that was wrong with him. He had terrible ego-issues, was extremist and antidemocratic and by that made multiple attempts to overthrow a democratic government, which was not bild on the best of constitutions I will admit, but at least it was elected. He was totalitarian and a strategic-cold man, who always wanted to be part of something elitarian and because no one wanted him he created his own elitarian group...He gained the support if ghe german people With false facts about Germany, it's history and the elite structure of german genetic and by that "lured" them into national-socialism and the second world war. (Much like your cool guy trump is doing) I like you ew, but I really really can not let that slide.
Look at how happy he is 2 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
Your grammar is a fucking roller coaster. (Also George R. R. Martin is fucking fantastic)
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"Pay attention to me!" 6 comments
gurkenlumpi · 6 years ago
Me trying to put my girlfriend in the mood
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Someone left this at the bus stop 5 comments
gurkenlumpi · 7 years ago
I would load it with a paper that says shit...so they can eat shit
It's feels nice to be complimented by guys too 9 comments
gurkenlumpi · 7 years ago
Not cake?
Who would say no to this dress? 7 comments
gurkenlumpi · 7 years ago
I wouldn't. And I'm a dude..
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Tried reading this in German 15 comments
gurkenlumpi · 8 years ago
You aren't actually believing its genetic right??
funny pizza box 6 comments
gurkenlumpi · 8 years ago
Well or the best...can't decide
He's Way More Successful Than You 3 comments
gurkenlumpi · 9 years ago
I don't like justin bieber too...bit comparing him to Adolf...seems a bit over the top :D
Snapping turtle 13 comments
gurkenlumpi · 10 years ago
I don't really see the point in Sheldon, but somehow he is just so cute and adorable ^^ :)
Happy Birthday, Jen! 19 comments
gurkenlumpi · 10 years ago
Jiglling....omfg.... :D
Melanistic animals 29 comments
gurkenlumpi · 10 years ago
Those are so fucking METAL :D
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Oh my pun 7 comments
gurkenlumpi · 10 years ago
Oh no you didn't. .. :D
Pay attention to me 6 comments
gurkenlumpi · 10 years ago
Totally sums cats up! :D