Jordan Phillips

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Truth: America is not doing so well :( 41 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It only became public knowledge while obama was president it wasn't his decision to put it in place
How progressive of them 14 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
They're in the wrong order you fucking nugget
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Periods be like 25 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Are cookies something girls on their period actually want because if so then I should probably stock up on them for my girlfriend.
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I hope Apple reads this 24 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Swipe to the left and it will tell you
Oh my gawd 24 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Alright first off this isn't by Shakespeare nor is it by bob Marley (yeah I see you too commenters don't act all superior when you are wrong too) it's from a Turkish poem called "I am Afraid"
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Homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb 16 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
That can happen with fraternal twins because with fraternal twins two eggs are available for fertilization and as such they can be fertilized by two different men
i disobey you for your own safety mother, why can't you see this? 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
They all have surrogate parents so it could still work (except Batman has an Alfred not a mom)
Equality my ass! I'm a girl and I can't stand feminists 52 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
This is about the bullshit wage gap
Definition of s*xy 6 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
"before anorexia"
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Facial product commercials 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It's not much different from showering
VIVA LA PLUTO 14 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
You fucks it doesn't matter if ply to is still a planet to you it is too small to be declared a planet,, imagine if you took a bunch of those big ass cups you get from the movies and then someone just came along and stuck a shot glass down right beside all these big ass cups and said that they were all the same thing
spiders in Ausralia 19 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Of course the least deadly thing is also a fucking spider
Leo wouldn't have died in titanic 6 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
You
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Leo wouldn't have died in titanic 6 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Someone did it, they made a good leo Oscar meme
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This alignment of her shirt 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I'd like to dig around in the sand ifyaknowwhatimean
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No homo bro 20 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Sometimes we sleep in the same bed and you can't exactly share a toilet so I have no idea what you mean by share bathrooms.
Vet humor 3 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Woah
Vet humor 3 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Dude this is near my town
Cool name 8 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It's funny because so many people spoke out about this saying stuff about cultural insensitivity, and the whole time the guy was just playing a prank
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When Doctor Who Meets America 3 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Crowley go back to hell
If Hawkeye & Black Widow had a kid 2 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Natasha isnt fertile
Maybe they were test subjects for the cloning procedure that created mewtwo 5 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Mitosis happens regardless of whether an organism reproduces sexually or asexually mitosis is just how organisms grow
I can't figure out this picture 19 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It's frozen
Priorities people 16 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
You aren't very likely to be attacked by a leopard
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Pros and cons of being an astronaut 5 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
But guys, they do have WiFi.
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