The guy looks kinda like a fat sam Winchester

As a male I can confirm that this is true

What about the image though like what kind of stove is that

I'll spill the secret ok it's a demonic sacrifice

You know you can just use the all tab and won't have to go through three different pages

One problem though, they clearly aren't the perfect person for you if they are dead

No a lot of them are there specifically for the company that owns them to make money

I'm more concerned that your first thought at a fire alarm is to run out of the house like you're a teenager the alarm has had to go off without a fire before at some point

It's no less functional though

That sign is definitely being sarcastic

Universe

Which one is arcanine

But OP kun, now you have used both those words in the same sentence

If you could only get nutrients from fucking I would be dead

When people don't understand that Disney didn't write those stories it's a bit irritating

I'd be ok with the insects in exchange for all other benefits

Thank you tumblr user bagmilk, truly relatable

That's the regular size for mosquitos where I live...

She looks so sad

This is happening right now in my town

But in Canada that's how we spell them

This is just the plot of an old condoms commercial