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Brutal 18 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Put acid on their clitoris
Brutal 18 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Honestly if there were some way to make sure they did in fact rape another person then I would support this, but since it is something that is permanent and cannot be fixed later what happens if they were falsely convicted? If we did this and it turns out the were in fact innocent then we just not only caused intense pain but also probably made them infertile and maybe even destroyed their sex drive.
Striving for this perfect relationship 21 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
That's some peoples version of a perfect relationship
Avatar was awesome 27 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I think momo fits better
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Can't be the only one 17 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I do this too
Avatar was awesome 27 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
My only problem with it is that I can never again watch it for the first time
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Avatar was awesome 27 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
You are ignorant so I will forgive this disgrace of a comment
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14 year old genius too busy to be president 40 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Exactly iq isn't hereditary
14 year old genius too busy to be president 40 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It's very likely the kid is lying about his is and in any case he's an asshole, plus the average iq is 100 so it wouldn't fix the overpopulation problem, also there is no benefit to learning the digits of pi except maybe testing the limits of your memory and people already memorize way more than the first 1000 digits furthermore you have to be 35 to run for president so no you couldn't run for president you little shit.
"A very emotional pomegranate" 13 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
YouTube videos are given to you for free, and YouTube wouldn't be the medium it is today if it wasn't able to pay its content creators, plus YouTube is a buissiness nothing more it's only function is to make money.
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I'd give him a solid A++ 20 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Wtf kind of test is this? No class covers all those subjects
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It's not fair! *huffs* 17 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It's funny because even though the female part is exaggerated the male one(for me at least) isn't exaggerated at all
Wheelchair 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Holy shit, bobby was in a wheelchair and her actor dated him in supernatural...
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When I walk into a party 16 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
The one on the far right doesn't look to upset to see him
Oh ma lawd 21 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure it means the deodorant comes off in the shape of your nipple
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Random facts 24 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
All veins go to the heart... that's the point of veins
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org*sm 3 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I appreciate this guy for providing a dank meme but seriously she wants your dick man go after that
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Learn to use resources 2 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
If he had more ladders he would be able to get out though
If Disney Princesses had realistic hair 19 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
These are cartoons, why the hell do you expect them to be realistic?
Scumbag PSY 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
The song is about being a gentleman only around the parents of his partner
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The oscars are really unfair with Leo 15 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Rip leo memes
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I'm Egyptian 116 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I'm Roman
It's been a long f*cking day 3 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Not you fool
You fowl
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Whale Watching in a Nutshell 1 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Which makes you wonder how awesome the good photos were in real life
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First and last words 11 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
But that would mean your whole life was just a quote from something else...