Jordan Phillips

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Another reminder of how I'm losing my grip on the real world 22 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I automatically assumed it wasn't about Dr who xD
Troll mom texts her son... 2 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I mean I don't get why parents have such a concern with sex in the first place. My mom had me when she was still in highschool, not the smartest move she'll be the first to admit that however, she knows that any punishment she gives me won't deter me from having sex so she just educates me on consent, safe sex, healthy relationships, etc. etc.
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That was deep 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I mean after your brain is destroyed them this would stop so earth still has to exist else out bodies would have rot away
Disney Villains talk trash 13 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Ok so like ya know. Snape and the joker aren't Disney but whatever
Guys be like 11 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Why is it not ok to want both?
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What if oxygen is a hallucinogen? 12 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
You do get high from breathing pure oxogen so there is a bit of credibility to this.
One of the best 3D gifs I've seen 4 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
If you shake your head while looking at it, you get a pretty cool effect
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Hey, ma! 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Yep that's what I was thinking too xD
Hey, ma! 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I dont think that's Niagara falls
Marvel's Cinematic Universe 23 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I think you forgot civil war
Harry Potter summed up 5 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
This just seemed too forced to be funny in my opinion
Exactly 6 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Well it's because parents really shouldn't have anything against teens having sex so long as it's consentual and with protection
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Swiss dividing by zero 3 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
This is one of those times where they use English to describe math and they do it very poorly
Sometimes It's All About Perspective 9 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I can read it without it being in the mirror
Fruit Rollups are magical 5 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I mean look at how handsome he is though, like I'm a straight guy and I'd still willingly sleep in the same bed as him, damn he's fine
Philosophical question 11 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
We pay for healthcare in our taxes in Canada so we get not free healthcare but universal healthcare which means that our hospitals are run like institutions rather than buisinesses.
Jeniffer Lawrence's hair 10 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I think she looks best in pure blond hair, she's sexy as all hell no matter what though
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For all those men who say . .. 4 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure thats a made up statistic, this is funsubstance get your Facebook-like content out of here
It takes a lot of hard work to shoot a good wildlife photo 2 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Does anyone have the link to the picture this guy took?
Grammar nazis nowadays 14 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Why is this person criticizing grammar Nazis?
FLORIDA??? 16 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
But how would they know about rap water if they don't have it? Checkmate atheists
Sad, but our future 1 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
Why is a virginal bride a good thing exactly?
Justice nowadays 8 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
It's even worse because the rich kid wasnt punished because he "has been a rich kid all his life and doesn't see consequences to his actions" so because he hasn't ever had consequences they won't give him a consequence, the fuckin irony
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Strongest material 17 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
But it is paper... That's why it beats rock
Love this pic 5 comments
guydude · 8 years ago
EVERONNNNN