This. This is my favorite.

What's jaywalking?

I've been sat here for 5 minutes waiting for it to slot in...

I've never laughed so hard at worms

I don't see what's so bad abou-HOLY FUCK SHIT NO JESUS FUCK HOLY MOTHER FUCK SHIT BALLS FUCKING

What is he doing with a card in face-down while in attack mode???!!... Um...

You're lucky Yahtzee Croshaw aint around, or you'd be punished by his divine or at least above average intellect.

I'm laughing too much at a fucking bean

I have a huge smile on my face seeing this.

I love Yu-Gi-Oh. I still play it, and this card fucks me over every time. Fuck Change of Heart, fuck it.

It predicted my every move.

... I think something leaked out of my penis... Too viscuss to be pee

This kid looks like the screaming man from Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I think it's strange that the camera's discriminating against the race that created it.

I understand how some people genuinly feel the best way to help is to self-harm, but don't call it brave, for God's sake. Don't define yourself by your pain, then call yourself brave, that's REAL stupidity.

If the men in that picture saw this, I would hope they'd pistol whip that bitch. Or maybe they'd see what they're protecting and throw down their guns.

This is my favourite gif of all time

I don't know why I want one so badly

... I should never have come on here to lose my boner

That's not a fortune...