He showed them what it feels like for your personal space to be violated.

So the guy replies: "Correction 9/10 she's nuts. (The other one is a geologist)"

Wow

I used to battle until I realised you can just draw an 's' on top of a '2' for the left one, and vice versa for the right bracket.

"Im a sensitive sooooul, though I seem thick skinned...and it HURT, that my friends never stood downwiiiiiiiind."

OH MY GOSH CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE!? I've been looking for it for years!

They could use an iron??

Just look at the expression on their faces. Of course they knew.

Could just be Photoshop?

Also, to reduce splash, put toilet paper in the loo before you go.

Too soon guys, too soon.

I'm not vegetarian or vegan, but to be honest this made me kinda sad because I was like " aw cuuuuute" and then saw the burger and felt like I killed them because then I was like "ooh yum"

I read it as "undefined ate sum of pie" haha

Can I just say that not all girls love massive Penises, and prefer a 'good fit' rather than something that's just going to be uncomfortable and possibly painful.

Augustus Gloop is that you?!

All the commenter hate aside: I fail to understand why a particularly masculine female who enjoys typically 'male' activities feels they must identify as a male. You *can* be female (sex) and identify as a female all while being so called 'different'. Why should the norm dictate what people are labelled as? The point I am trying to make, is if a female- for example is lesbian, masculine etc. Etc. She shouldn't feel that she has to identify as male, only because of modern societal beliefs. (No hate, I come in peace.)

Bonus mirror though. Buy a pizza get a mirror free?