Wouldn't it be worse for a chick to be asked and she wasn't. Coz obviously a guy wouldn't be

False Emotions Appearing Real

We should totally just stab Caesar!

All that money can't buy a decent tie?

Love it! What's it from?

K'nex!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender?
Headfirst.
How do you get it out again?
Corn Chips!

Please keep 'em coming!

That shape of the name blurring is a bit ironic.

Woah, your username is a wee bit outdated now

I thought it was mother to son rather than son to mother, and if it had been it would've been so much funnier!

Not sometimes, but every single time!

She's very pretty

A cut picture?

Sometimes people aren't always the worst thing in the world

Will you explain the situation?

I thought you had written passed rather than paved, and I thought you were a wee bit behind in the news