In this SNL? And did they not give Justin a script?

The first one made my heart hurt.

HA! This is the episode where Dwight keeps attacking him with snow balls.

I've accidentally broken someone's leg and hand playing soccer. (Separate games) soccer games can be brutal.

Am I the only one who doesn't really like Frozen and think the songs are shit?

Why...?

As a young mother, I love it when kids look at me, my son gets sad when he looks at people and smiles but they just glare.

I'd like to see how the picture turned out though.

That mirror is not right... Right?

That's exactly how my cat tells me she wants water. (She refuses to drink from a bowl)

I can't do that, I have to have them uncovered and dangling off the bed. It's the best way to sleep.

Liking Starwars is fine.
Repeating pun-based catchphrases is not.

Are you kidding? It plays more commercials than songs.

What a waste of perfectly good blood. Pity.

"Wha-
A mess? Who did that?
I'm just as confused as you are.."

And yet if we started selling breast milk everyone would say how disgusting that is and blah blah blah

I thought they were dish washing gloves.